Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

I do like a little flutter
But my spouse will tend to mutter
"Stop wasting money"
Spend it on honey
I told him he was a nutter

Honey`s for those with a sweet tooth

Honey`s for those with a sweet tooth
It’s very sweet, ain’t that the truth

Honey`s for those with a sweet tooth
It’s very sweet, ain’t that the truth
I prefer Marmite

Honey’s for those with a sweet tooth
It’s very sweet, ain’t that the truth
I prefer Marmite
It’s got a real bite

Honey’s for those with a sweet tooth
It’s very sweet, ain’t that the truth
I prefer Marmite
It’s got a real bite
For a sore throat honey can sooth.

That wind dislodged so many leaves

That wind dislodged so many leaves
Afraid some have blown thru the eaves

That wind dislodged so many leaves
Afraid some have blown thru the eaves
Into the attic

That wind dislodged so many leaves
Afraid some have blown thru the eaves
Into the attic
But I’m staying static

That wind dislodged so many leaves
Afraid some have blown thru the eaves
Into the attic
But I’m staying static
Last year I got some up my sleeves!

My neighbor's old house appears eerie

My neighbour`s old house appears eerie
I like things to be more cheery

My neighbour`s old house appears eerie
I like things to be more cheery
Could her ghost at least smile?

My neighbour`s old house appears eerie
I like things to be more cheery
Could her ghost at least smile?
Not seen for a while

My neighbour`s old house appears eerie
I like things to be more cheery
Could her ghost at least smile?
Not seen for a while
Not really a smile, just leery

She walks straight through house walls at will

She walks straight through house walls at will
She gave him a fright, Uncle Bill

She walks straight through house walls at will
She gave him a fright, Uncle Bill
His hair stood on end

She walks straight through house walls at will
She gave him a fright, Uncle Bill
His hair stood on end
He went round the bend

She walks straight through house walls at will
She gave him a fright, Uncle Bill
His hair stood on end
He went round the bend
He lives in the loony bin, still.

At night there is sometimes a shriek

At night there is sometimes a shriek
But I’m too scared to go and seek

At night there is sometimes a shriek
But I’m too scared to go and seek
I cover my ears

At night there is sometimes a shriek
But I`m too scared to go and seek
I cover my ears
And down a few beers

At night there is sometimes a shriek
But I`m too scared to go and seek
I cover my ears
And down a few beers
Oh no ! What’s that I see ? A beak?

There is something about an owl

There is something about an owl
That makes it the creepiest fowl

There is something about an owl
That makes it the creepiest fowl
The cruel hooked beak

There is something about an owl
That makes it the creepiest fowl
The cruel hooked beak
Makes me feel quite weak

There is something about an owl
That makes it the creepiest fowl
The cruel hooked beak
Makes me feel quite weak
His face is always in a scowl

I could watch a robin all day