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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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GoldenLady Sat 23-Oct-21 18:24:10

Have you bought your fireworks just yet?
No, as the dog would be upset
I hate the loud noise
And the peace it destroys

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henetha Sun 24-Oct-21 11:51:28

Have you bought your fireworks just yet?
No, as the dog would be upset
I hate the loud noise
And the peace it destroys
Close doors and windows then, don't fret.

What to do on a wet Sunday

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Juliet27 Sun 24-Oct-21 14:31:04

What to do on a wet Sunday
Just hope for a sunny Monday?

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crazyH Sun 24-Oct-21 15:39:58

What to do on a wet Sunday
Just hope for a sunny Monday?
Don’t you think it’s nice

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Hellogirl1 Mon 25-Oct-21 22:35:38

What to do on a wet Sunday
Just hope for a sunny Monday?
Don`t you think it`s nice,
Whatever the price,

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henetha Tue 26-Oct-21 10:28:20

What to do on a wet Sunday
Just hope for a sunny Monday?
Don`t you think it`s nice,
Whatever the price,
To have a great away fun-day.

Like, possibly, Alton Towers,

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crazyH Tue 26-Oct-21 10:41:51

Like, possibly, Alton Towers,
Think they are open all hours

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 26-Oct-21 16:48:22

Like, possibly, Alton Towers
Think they are open all hours
I'd scream on the rides

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crazyH Tue 26-Oct-21 17:20:29

Like, possibly, Alton Towers
Think they are open all hours
I'd scream on the rides
But obey the guides

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Hellogirl1 Tue 26-Oct-21 23:17:20

Like, possibly, Alton Towers
Think they are open all hours
I`d scream on the rides
But obey the guides
When they exert all their powers

I think the Corkscrew is long gone

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Juliet27 Wed 27-Oct-21 06:49:08

I think the Corkscrew is long gone
Now wine bottle tops are screw on

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crazyH Wed 27-Oct-21 09:15:48

I think the Corkscrew is long gone
Now wine bottle tops are screw on
Much easier by far

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henetha Wed 27-Oct-21 16:59:39

I think the Corkscrew is long gone
Now wine bottle tops are screw on
Much easier by far
When sat at the bar

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Hellogirl1 Wed 27-Oct-21 21:50:45

I think the Corkscrew is long gone
Now wine bottle tops are screw on
Much easier by far
When sat at the bar
Easier opening`s much more fun

The Corkscrew was a scary ride

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Crocus5 Thu 28-Oct-21 10:27:33

The Corkscrew was a scary ride
In future I think I will hide

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henetha Thu 28-Oct-21 10:31:49

The Corkscrew was a scary ride
In future I think I will hide
In a Bumper car

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 28-Oct-21 17:05:50

The Corkscrew was a scary ride
In future I think I will hide
In a Bumper car
It's much safer, ta

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Juliet27 Thu 28-Oct-21 17:21:21

The Corkscrew was a scary ride
In future I think I will hide
In a Bumper car
It's much safer, ta
Less excitement will it provide

Just a swingboat’s enough for me

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crazyH Thu 28-Oct-21 19:00:38

Just a swingboat’s enough for me
Ee’n tho’ it upsets my tummy

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Jangran99 Fri 29-Oct-21 09:06:58

Just a swingboat’s enough for me
Ee’n tho’ it upsets my tummy
I'd much sooner glide

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henetha Fri 29-Oct-21 11:08:18

Just a swingboat’s enough for me
Ee’n tho’ it upsets my tummy
I'd much sooner glide
On a gentle ride

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Hellogirl1 Fri 29-Oct-21 21:36:22

Just a swing boat`s enough for me
Ee`n tho` it upsets my tummy
I`d much sooner glide
On a gentle ride
Or a nice game of gin rummy

I do like a little flutter

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Juliet27 Sat 30-Oct-21 06:58:03

I do like a little flutter
But my spouse will tend to mutter

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henetha Sat 30-Oct-21 10:19:22

I do like a little flutter
But my spouse will tend to mutter
"Stop wasting money"

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 30-Oct-21 14:44:27

I do like a little flutter
But my spouse will tend to mutter
"Stop wasting money"
Spend it on honey

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