Gransnet forums

Games

Page 11 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

July21 - limericks

(1001 Posts)
Add comment | Report
Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

Add comment | Report
henetha Thu 26-Aug-21 10:54:28

By heck, it looks so dull outside
Even so, we’ll go for a ride
Let's have a gallop
To Nether Wallop

Add comment | Report
EkwaNimitee Thu 26-Aug-21 21:34:49

By heck, it looks so dull outside
Even so, we’ll go for a ride
Let’s have a gallop
To Nether Wallop
And get there before it’s high tide

I went for a sail this morning

Add comment | Report
Hellogirl1 Thu 26-Aug-21 21:49:37

Sorry about that!!!

I went for a sail this morning
Just as the new day was dawning

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Thu 26-Aug-21 22:27:11

I went for a sail this morning
Just as the new day was dawning
So calm was the sea

Add comment | Report
henetha Sat 28-Aug-21 11:00:31

I went for a sail this morning
Just as the new day was dawning
So calm was the sea,
Captivating me,

Add comment | Report
Hellogirl1 Sat 28-Aug-21 23:01:50

I went for a sail this morning
Just as the new day was dawning
So calm was the sea,
Captivating me,
Despite all the coastguard`s warnings.

They said it would blow up a storm

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sun 29-Aug-21 06:32:01

They said it would blow up a storm
But around here that’s just the norm

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 29-Aug-21 09:49:59

They said it would blow up a storm
But around here that's just the norm
Don't want the doldrums

Add comment | Report
henetha Sun 29-Aug-21 12:22:02

They said it would blow up a storm
But around here that's just the norm
Don't want the doldrums
While the captain hums

Add comment | Report
henetha Mon 30-Aug-21 10:54:56

They said it would blow up a storm
But around here that's just the norm
Don't want the doldrums
While the captain hums
How about rounding Cape Horn?

Do Bank Holidays make you smile?

Add comment | Report
crazyH Mon 30-Aug-21 11:03:24

Do Bank Holidays make you smile?
No, just another day on my file

Add comment | Report
Crocus5 Mon 30-Aug-21 12:42:20

Do Bank Holidays make you smile?
No, another day on my file
Doing same old stuff

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 30-Aug-21 14:05:26

Do Bank Holidays make you smile?
No, another day on my file
Doing same old stuff
I'll groan and I'll huff

Add comment | Report
crazyH Mon 30-Aug-21 15:59:45

Do Bank Holidays make you smile?
No, another day on my file
Doing same old stuff
I'll groan and I'll huff
And then I’ll run(not), for a mile

Rather sit with a cup of tea

Add comment | Report
Hellogirl1 Mon 30-Aug-21 21:46:26

Rather sit with a cup of tea
And cake and sandwich on my knee

Add comment | Report
Crocus5 Tue 31-Aug-21 08:34:58

Rather sit with a cup of tea
And cake and sandwich on my knee
Just lazing around

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 31-Aug-21 08:37:21

Rather sit with a cup of tea
And cake and sandwich on my knee
Just lazing around
Here with my greyhound

Add comment | Report
henetha Tue 31-Aug-21 11:45:02

Rather sit with a cup of tea
And cake and sandwich on my knee
Just lazing around
Here with my greyhound
So leave us alone, is my plea.

It's not that I'm anti-social

Add comment | Report
cb1963 Tue 31-Aug-21 11:52:56

It's not that I'm anti-social.
But I'm just not very vocal.

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Tue 31-Aug-21 12:38:09

It's not that I'm anti-social.
But I'm just not very vocal.
A loner am I

Add comment | Report
Hellogirl1 Tue 31-Aug-21 21:26:25

It`s not that I`m anti-social.
But I`m just not very vocal.
A loner am I
I say with a sigh

Add comment | Report
crazyH Tue 31-Aug-21 21:38:58

It`s not that I`m anti-social.
But I`m just not very vocal.
A loner am I
I say with a sigh
I stay away from my ‘local’

Lockdown really suited me fine

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 01-Sept-21 12:01:03

Lockdown really suited me fine
I stay at home with me and mine

Add comment | Report
Crocus5 Wed 01-Sept-21 14:59:11

Lockdown really suited me fine
I stay at home with me and mine
Just us together

Add comment | Report
cb1963 Wed 01-Sept-21 15:16:54

Lock down really suited me fine.
I stay at home with me and mine.
Just us together.
Like birds of a feather

Page 11 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion