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But no money can replace the pain of the loss
Of my lovely blue carpet with tiny pink flowers

The heavens have opened and my roof’s sprung a leak

The heavens have opened and my roof’s sprung a leak
I’m having a baby-and it’s due next week!

I can’t get insurance for those breaking waters

I can’t get insurance for those breaking waters
Goodness me ! Have you spoken to the Doctors?

I hope baby holds back till it’s all in order

I hope baby holds back till it’s all in order
Being roofless and homeless could be a bother

Or we could go to a fancy hotel

Or we could go to a fancy hotel
can't afford that, must make do with a motel

Until we achieve a new home of our own

Until we achieve a new home of our own
In this situation I just sit and moan

In meantime with family we must decamp

In the meantime with family we must decamp
Including the hamsters, cat, and puppy, Scamp

Finding somewhere to house us all

Finding somewhere to house us all
Old houses need fixing, new houses too small

So what would I choose if I’d access to cash?

So what would I choose if I’d access to cash?
A big country mansion if Id plenty to flash

Along with the staff to go with it of course

Along with the staff to go with it of course
And paddocks with stables to house my race horse.

A quaint gypsy caravan might be good fun

A quaint gypsy caravan might be good fun
Or a merry go round for the kids to play on

Or maybe a hot tub placed discreetly away

Or maybe a hot tub placed discreetly away
So I can just wallow for most of the day.

While the staff prepare meals fit for a king.

While the staff prepare meals, fit for a king
If you invite me to dinner, promise I won’t sing.

Some soft subtle jazz would be good, while we eat

Some soft subtle jazz would be good, while we eat
Or maybe a sole pianist singing something sweet

To be served on bone china is ever so fine

To be served on bone china is ever so fine
Unlike a buffet, where we stand in a line

All these dreams are blowing my mind

All these dreams are blowing my mind
But still, entertainment I find

In picturing me in a grand situation

So I dipped my head in the sea instead.

Sorry? Lovetopaint037.

In picturing me in a grand situation
Like being a celebrity or leader of my nation.

But then I awake and it's just humble old me

But then I awake and it’s just humble old me.
So I have to go down, make my own cup of tea

And think, well it’s exercise, just what I need!

And think, well it’s exercise, just what I need!
In the last few years I’ve been going to seed

I need to perk up so I’ve joined a gym

I need to perk up so I've joined a gym
But I gave up after a week with a broken limb

When it's fixed I'll give line dancing a try

When it's fixed I'll give line dancing a try
It's something I've always fancied oh my

I'm pretty nimble on my feet

I’m pretty nimble on my feet
It’s fun and it’s easy, new people I’ll meet.

I’ll practise the steps in my kitchen at home

I’ll practise the steps in my kitchen at home
No need to feel shy when Im on my own

Or perhaps I will join a line dancing class

Or perhaps I will join a line dancing class
And try very hard not to fall on my ass.

Secretly, I've always wanted to try some ballet