Versatile Verse 4 please continue

No need for the soil and the smell in my car
I much prefer French perfume, oh la la

Now my garden's blooming with flowers all around

Now my garden's blooming with flowers all around
My roses, my fuschias, they all abound.

But my pride and joy, my hydrangea, is wilting

But my pride and joy, my hydrangea, is wilting
The soil is too dry and the poor thing is tilting

So out comes the hosepipe to wet the poor soil

So out comes the hosepipe to wet the poor soil
Best to do it early so the plants don't boil.

Hopefully the poor things will happily survive

Hopefully the poor things will happily survive
With some fertiliser they might even thrive

My lawn has gone brown with this terrible heat

My lawn has gone brown with this terrible heat
and I must go to the garden centre and buy some peat

I'll buy some plants to brighten up the borders

I'll buy some plants to brighten up the borders
My gardener guy has been given his orders

A nice water feature would make a great show

A nice water feature would make a great show
As long as it doesn't make me want to 'go' !

But the sound of water is so relaxing

But the sound of water is so relaxing
Good to be near when life is taxing

Sometimes life can be very hard

Sometimes life can be very hard
Bought garden furniture for my yard

A lovely place for our summer dining

A lovely place for our summer dining
I was so excited, but he started whining

He’s so tight, you will not believe

He’s so tight you will not believe
No spending, he hopes to achieve

He’s happy for me to be banker instead

He’s happy for me to be banker instead
I just keep our money under the bed

You can't take it with you, the saying goes

You can't take it with you, the saying goes
So should I just splurge it on bags and clothes

And shoes by Louboutin for hundreds of pounds

And shoes by Louboutin for hundreds of pounds
Or book a world cruise and do the rounds

Fine dining in the best restaurants

Fine dining in the best restaurants
Set by the sea with amazing beach fronts

Or the worlds top hotels like the ones in Dubai

Or the worlds top hotels like the ones in Dubai
And stay for months in the luxurious Savoy

When my Will is read, the kids will all wonder

When my Will is read, the kids will all wonder
Did I earn the cash or is it all plunder?

I’ll be gone, I won’t know, won’t be able to care

I'll be gone, I won't know, won't be able to care
As long as the Cats' Home receive their fair share!

I hope my past pets will be waiting to greet me...

I hope my past pets will be waiting to greet me...
Again young and lively as they come to meet me

Pets do not live long, I was sad when they passed

I hope my past pets will be waiting to greet me
A Pair of Jack Russells and a poodle named Fifi

Beside the “ Rainbow Bridge” they’ll be puppies again

Beside the “ Rainbow Bridge” they’ll be puppies again
And I’ll be the oh so glamorous, Miss Bahrain.

I really want to be sixteen again

I really want to be sixteen again
Getting older and slower is such a pain

They say youth is wasted on the young

They say youth is wasted on the young
But now I'm older I don't need to hold my tongue

I will say what I think, and wear what I like

I’ll say what I think, and wear what I like
I’ll ride on a Segway, or electric bike

I’ll shrug off the comments from naysayers