Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

No! I get giddy in a lift
It makes me feel a bit adrift
Let's walk by the sea

No! I get giddy in a lift
It makes me feel a bit adrift

My neighbour, her with the long face
Said "Let`s both get out of this place"
"But where shall we go?"
"We`ve searched high and low"
“Let’s take a trip to outer space”

No ! I get giddy in a lift

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My neighbour, her with the long face
Said "Let`s both get out of this place
"But where shall we go?"
We`ve searched high and low"













My neighbour, her with the long face
Said "Let`s both get out of this place"
"But where shall we go?"
"We`ve searched high and low"

My neighbour, her with the long face
Said “Let’s both get out of this place”
“But where shall we go?”

My neighbour, her with the long face
Said "Let's both get out of this place"

Not won anything in my life
Although I have been a good wife
My husband’s the prize
He's funny and wise
Think I’ve got him for life !!

My neighbour, her with the long face

Not won anything in my life
Although I have been a good wife
My husband’s the prize
He's funny and wise

Not won anything in my life
Although I have been a good wife
My husband’s the prize

Not won anything in my life
Although I have been a good wife

A happy meet with family
If mine still lived here normally
A hug for the kids
Slip them a few quids
Then kisses will come gradually

Not won anything in my life

A happy meet with family
If mine still lived here normally
A hug for the kids
Slip them a few quids

A happy meet with family
If mine still lived here normally
A hug for the kids

A happy meet with family
If mine still lived here normally

The newspaper`s more and more dreary
So limericks must keep us cheery
A few funny lines
A few porky pies
And soon you`ll feel better dearie

A happy meet with family

The newspaper's more and more dreary
So limericks must keep us cheery
A few funny lines
A few porky pies

The newspaper's more and more dreary
So limericks must keep us cheery
A few funny lines

The newspaper's more and more dreary
So limericks must keep us cheery

Why have I just bought a muffin?
After I said I`d stop stuffin`
I`ll feed it to `t birds
If not, I’ll have words
About why I am huffin' and puffin;.

The newspaper's more and more dreary

Why have I just bought a muffin?
After I said I`d stop stuffin`
I`ll feed it to `t birds
If not, I’ll have words

Why have I just bought a muffin?
After I said I`d stop stuffin`
I`ll feed it to `t birds

Why have I just bought a muffin?
After I said I'd stop stuffin'

It’s no wonder I’ve gone to seed
I have developed such a greed
A gastric bypass
And nutrition class
Might quell my desire to feed

Why have I just bought a muffin?

It's no wonder I've gone to seed
I have developed such a greed
A gastric bypass
And nutrition class