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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Elrel Tue 11-May-21 15:40:29

Alice thought she'd dye her blue jeans
As new ones were beyond her means
Dye bought - the cheapest -

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GoldenLady Tue 11-May-21 15:39:40

Alice thought she'd dye her blue jeans
As new ones were beyond her means
So now they are green

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FarNorth Tue 11-May-21 15:37:29

Alice thought she'd dye her blue jeans
As new ones were beyond her means

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 11-May-21 15:21:05

Sorry

Alice thought she'd dye her blue jeans

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 11-May-21 15:19:54

But underneath all of her praise
A safety barrier she'll raise
She'll not give her heart
To any old fart
For to be circumspect - it pays.

Alice thought she dye her blue jeans

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henetha Tue 11-May-21 10:05:41

But underneath all of her praise
A safety barrier she'll raise
She'll give not her heart
To any old fart

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Ashcombe Tue 11-May-21 07:52:14

Sorry for repetition; it didn’t appear to post the first time

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Ashcombe Tue 11-May-21 07:50:43

But underneath all of her praise
A safety barrier she'll raise
She'll give not her heart

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Ashcombe Tue 11-May-21 07:50:07

But underneath all of her praise
A safety barrier she'll raise
She gives not her heart

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Juliet27 Tue 11-May-21 07:32:58

But underneath all of her praise
A safety barrier she'll raise

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Hellogirl1 Mon 10-May-21 23:28:58

Curvaceous Connie from Cupar
Is far from a party pooper
All night she will dance
Men fancy their chance
Of her saying they`re quite super

But underneath all of her praise

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Juliet27 Mon 10-May-21 22:04:46

Curvaceous Connie from Cupar
Is far from a party pooper
All night she will dance
Men fancy their chance

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Ashcombe Mon 10-May-21 21:50:31

Curvaceous Connie from Cupar
Is far from a party pooper
All night she will dance

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Nell8 Mon 10-May-21 17:30:42

Curvaceous Connie from Cupar
Is far from a party pooper

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Jangran99 Mon 10-May-21 15:43:48

The bird bath brings starlings galore
Water's splashed all over the floor
Loud chirrups and tweets
Tits suffer defeats
But still they all come back for more

Curvaceous Connie from Cupar

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Ashcombe Mon 10-May-21 12:52:54

The bird bath brings starlings galore
Water's splashed all over the floor
Loud chirrups and tweets
Tits suffer defeats

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FarNorth Mon 10-May-21 12:48:53

The bird bath brings starlings galore
Water's splashed all over the floor
Loud chirrups and tweets

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Hellogirl1 Sun 09-May-21 23:14:23

Sorry, splashed!

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Hellogirl1 Sun 09-May-21 23:14:01

The bird bath brings starlings galore
Water`s splahed all over the floor

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Jangran99 Sun 09-May-21 16:24:58

Oops, didn’t refresh ?

The bird bath brings starlings galore

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Jangran99 Sun 09-May-21 16:23:31

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away
Their murmuration
A fascination
Such patterns they nightly portray

But give me a cheeky robin

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Nell8 Sun 09-May-21 15:55:54

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away
Their murmuration
A fascination
As they gather up on their way

The bird bath brings starlings galore

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 14:06:09

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away
Their murmuration
A fascination

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Jangran99 Sun 09-May-21 08:57:06

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away
Their murmuration

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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