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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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FarNorth Tue 22-Jun-21 13:46:00

A person called Percy from Perth
Aroused many feelings of mirth
He dressed like an elf
Too big for a shelf

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GoldenLady Tue 22-Jun-21 15:58:35

A person called Percy from Perth
Aroused many feelings of mirth
He dressed like an elf
Too big for a shelf
He's been rather odd since his birth.

Sylvester likes playing the drum

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Mollygo Tue 22-Jun-21 16:10:09

Sylvester likes playing the drum
He’s paid an incredible sum

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Nell8 Tue 22-Jun-21 16:12:47

Sylvester likes playing the drum
So loud that it maddens his Mum

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crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 16:24:15

Sylvester likes playing the drum
So loud that it maddens his Mum
She soundproofed his room

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Jun-21 17:13:11

Sylvester likes playing the drum
So loud that it maddens his Mum
She soundproofed his room
To deaden the boom

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crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 17:33:23

Sylvester likes playing the drum
So loud that it maddens his Mum
She soundproofed his room
To deaden the boom
It cost her a mighty big sum.

As I sit here and look outside

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Mollygo Tue 22-Jun-21 17:35:03

As I sit here and look outside
I’m posting, hope no-one else tried

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Jangran99 Tue 22-Jun-21 17:46:32

As I sit here and look outside
I’m posting, hope no-one else tried
No, you got in first

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crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 18:53:34

As I sit here and look outside
I’m posting, hope no-one else tried
No, you got in first
I must try, I must

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Hellogirl1 Tue 22-Jun-21 22:02:07

As I sit here and look outside
I`m posting, hope no-one else tried
No, you got in first
I must try, I must
My talent must not be denied

I was meant to be a poet

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GoldenLady Wed 23-Jun-21 00:40:38

I was meant to be a poet
But no one else appeared to know it

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crazyH Wed 23-Jun-21 01:00:55

I was meant to be a poet
But no one else appeared to know it
I penned many lines

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Jun-21 07:11:50

I was meant to be a poet
But no one else appeared to know it
I penned many lines
In hope that the signs

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FarNorth Wed 23-Jun-21 07:26:35

I was meant to be a poet
But no one else seemed to know it
I penned many lines
In hope that the signs
Of talent would begin to show it.

My poems, they fill many books

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Jun-21 08:57:06

My poems, they fill many books
In bookshops, they get loads of looks

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henetha Wed 23-Jun-21 10:35:57

My poems, they fill many books
In bookshops, they get loads of looks
I'm a best-seller

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crazyH Wed 23-Jun-21 12:07:14

My poems, they fill many books
In bookshops, they get loads of looks
I'm a best-seller,
Good story teller

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Jun-21 15:53:02

My poems, they fill many books
In bookshops, they get loads of looks
I'm a best-seller,
Good story teller
My work’s as good as Rupert Brooke’s

Today I fell flat on my face

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GoldenLady Wed 23-Jun-21 16:10:47

Today I fell flat on my face
Why did I run in this race?

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Jangran99 Wed 23-Jun-21 16:13:24

Today I fell flat on my face
Oh why did I run in this race?
I should know better

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Mollygo Wed 23-Jun-21 17:11:28

Today I fell flat on my face
Oh why did I run in this race?
I should know better
I’m a regretter

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Jangran99 Wed 23-Jun-21 18:42:48

Today I fell flat on my face
Oh why did I run in this race?
I should know better
I’m a regretter
And my language was a disgrace!?

In future I’ll take much more care

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crazyH Wed 23-Jun-21 19:16:24

In future I’ll take much more care
I certainly won’t do a ‘dare’

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Jangran99 Wed 23-Jun-21 19:30:42

In future I’ll take much more care
I certainly won’t do a ‘dare’
The pavement you see

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