Limericks 17

But their cycling came to an end
When they went too fast round a bend
Crashed into a wall
Both took a fall ??
And they’ll now take some time to mend

So maybe it’s safer to hike

So maybe it’s safer to hike
But my bad knees don’t seem to like

So maybe it`s safer to hike
But my bad knees don`t seem to like
Climbing over stiles

So maybe it`s safer to hike
But my bad knees don`t seem to like
Climbing over stiles
Walking many miles

So maybe it`s safer to hike
But my bad knees don`t seem to like
Climbing over stiles
Walking many miles
Should I get rid of my old bike
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I love the warmth of my duvet

I love the warmth of my duvet
And as cosy as a pouffe eh? ?

I love the warmth of my duvet
And as cosy as a pouffe eh? ?
Wrap it around me

I love the warmth of my duvet
And as cosy as a pouffe eh?
Wrap it around me
Curled on the settee

I love the warmth of my duvet
And as cosy as a pouffe eh?
Wrap it around me
Curled on the settee
While I have left over soufflé

Todays Easter, I just realised

Todays Easter, I just realised,
I don't know why I'm so surprised,

Todays Easter, I just realised,
I don't know why I'm so surprised,
The eggs are eaten

Todays Easter, I just realised,
I don't know why I'm so surprised,
The eggs are eaten
At Scrabble, beaten

Todays Easter, I just realised,
I don't know why I'm so surprised,
The eggs are eaten
At Scrabble, beaten
I take it it was advertised?

Celebrations come round so fast

Celebrations come round so fast
We really did have a mega Blast ?

Celebrations come round so fast
We really did have a mega Blast ?The warmth of the sun

Celebrations come round so fast
We really did have a mega Blast ?
The warmth of the sun
The picnic was fun

Celebrations come round so fast
We really did have a mega Blast ?
The warmth of the sun
The picnic was fun
The egg hunt forever did last

There are new faces in our street

There are new faces in our street
Let's take a cake and go and greet

There are new faces in our street
Let's take a cake and go and greet
Victoria sponge or a fruit one ?

There are new faces in our street
Let's take a cake and go and greet
Victoria sponge?
Maybe a fruit one?
Either should help when first we meet.

Wish the news was less depressing

Wish the news was less depressing,
War and politics, I'm guessing

Wish the news was less depressing,
War and politics, I'm guessing
Prince Harry's visit

Wish the news was less depressing
War and politics, I’m guessing
Prince Harry’s visit
I must have missed it

Wish the news was less depressing
War and politics, I’m guessing
Prince Harry’s visit
I must have missed it
Glad he won't ever be king !

Let's cheer ourselves with some bunting

Let's cheer ourselves with some bunting
For scraps of fabric I'm hunting