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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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Jangran99 Sun 30-May-21 22:30:28

I now have some money to spend,
Shall I give some to my poor friend?
A big feast to share
To show her I care

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Hellogirl1 Sun 30-May-21 23:39:22

I now have some money to spend,
Shall I give some to my poor friend?
A big feast to share
To show her I care
And that it is not just a lend.

She accepts it reluctantly

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nanna8 Mon 31-May-21 01:57:52

She accepts it reluctantly
To take most ineluctably

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henetha Mon 31-May-21 11:40:43

She accepts it reluctantly
To take most ineluctably
But I insisted

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Juliet27 Mon 31-May-21 12:29:27

She accepts it reluctantly
To take most ineluctably
But I insisted
I’m not tight fisted

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biglouis Mon 31-May-21 13:11:46

She accepts it reluctantly
To take most ineluctably
But I insisted
I’m not tight fisted
Ive worked it out deductively

You cant put a price on friends

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Hellogirl1 Mon 31-May-21 22:04:49

You can`t put a price on friends
That feeling you hope never ends

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henetha Tue 01-Jun-21 10:39:21

You can`t put a price on friends
That feeling you hope never ends
They'll always be there

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biglouis Tue 01-Jun-21 13:44:08

You can`t put a price on friends
That feeling you hope never ends
They'll always be there
In bad times or fair

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Juliet27 Tue 01-Jun-21 15:24:47

You can`t put a price on friends
That feeling you hope never ends
They'll always be there
In bad times or fair
Those firm friendships pay dividends

This sunshine has boosted my mood

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crazyH Tue 01-Jun-21 16:09:35

This sunshine has boosted my mood
It makes everyone feel so good

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biglouis Tue 01-Jun-21 18:06:05

This sunshine has boosted my mood
It makes everyone feel so good

So now I am skipping along

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Juliet27 Tue 01-Jun-21 20:53:30

This sunshine has boosted my mood
It makes everyone feel so good
I’m skipping along
And singing a song

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crazyH Tue 01-Jun-21 23:14:29

This sunshine has boosted my mood
It makes everyone feel so good
I’m skipping along
And singing a song
I would do cartwheels if I could

My knees, they knuckle and buckle

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biglouis Tue 01-Jun-21 23:20:55

My knees, they knuckle and buckle
The sensation makes me want to chuckle

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Jun-21 14:57:31

My knees, they knuckle and buckle
The sensation makes me chuckle
But no, "ouch", I gasp

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crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 15:00:42

My knees, they knuckle and buckle
The sensation makes me chuckle
But no, "ouch", I gasp
My lungs start to rasp

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biglouis Wed 02-Jun-21 16:24:25

My knees, they knuckle and buckle
The sensation makes me chuckle
But no, "ouch", I gasp
My lungs start to rasp
And soon I may land in a ruckle!

So I will walk on more sedately

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crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 16:26:51

So I will walk on more sedately
And not hunched over, as lately

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Hellogirl1 Wed 02-Jun-21 21:42:51

So I will walk on more sedately
And not hunched over, as lately
My head held up high

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crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 22:36:56

So I will walk on more sedately
And not hunched over, as lately
My head held up high
Glancing at the sky

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biglouis Thu 03-Jun-21 00:39:12

Not chunnering on irately

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Jun-21 16:05:43

This old lady tried Pilates

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Jangran99 Thu 03-Jun-21 21:38:13

This old lady tried Pilates
But she'd eaten too many tatties

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biglouis Thu 03-Jun-21 22:38:56

This old lady tried Pilates
But she'd eaten too many tatties
The cellulite had increased

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