LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

but go with the feeling
that someone is watching me from the ceiling
i feel faint
because it aint

Soon I will not need the mask
My face, in the sun it shall bask

Not fat sausage fingers like mine
Nor delicate you hear me whine
Can`t embroider, knit
I feel such a twit
And I make such a mess when I dine.

Soon I will not need the mask

Not fat sausage fingers like mine
Nor delicate you hear me whine
Can`t embroider, knit
I feel such a twit

Not fat sausage fingers like mine
Nor delicate you hear me whine
Can’t embroider, knit

Not fat sausage fingers like mine
Nor delicate you hear me whine

A young jeweller from Jarrow
Made a ring shaped like a marrow
He could not sell it
And, to hear him tell it,
It needs a finger quite narrow.

Not fat sausage fingers like mine

A young jeweller from Jarrow
Made a ring shaped like a marrow
He could not sell it
And, to hear him tell it,

A young jeweller from Jarrow
Made a ring shaped like a marrow
He could not sell it

A young jeweller from Jarrow
Made a ring shaped like a marrow

I hope I’ll sleep like a baby
Til the sun is shining,maybe
Then the day ahead
Won’t fill me with dread
Of worries whatever they be.

A young jeweller from Jarrow

I hope I’ll sleep like a baby
Til the sun is shining,maybe
Then the day ahead
Won’t fill me with dread

I hope I’ll sleep like a baby
Til the sun is shining,maybe
Then the day ahead

I hope I’ll sleep like a baby
Til the sun is shining,maybe

Best get up and have a hot drink
Until I’m feeling on the brink
Then go back to bed
And after I’ve read
A drama known as 'kitchen sink'.

I hope I'll sleep like a baby

Best get up and have a hot drink
Until I’m feeling on the brink
Then go back to bed
And after I’ve read

Best get up and have a hot drink
Until I’m feeling on the brink
Then go back to bed

Best get up and have a hot drink
Until I’m feeling on the brink

I need Amitriptyline now
Wish I could do without, but how
Don’t talk about sheep
They don’t help me sleep
Can see them being chased by a cow

Best get up and have a hot drink

I need Amitriptyline now
Wish I could do without, but how
Don’t talk about sheep
They don’t help me sleep

I need Amitriptyline now
Wish I could do without, but how
Don’t talk about sheep

I need Amitriptyline now
Wish I could do without it, but how

It`s way past my bedtime, but can`t
Sleep, read, even chat with my aunt
As she`ll be out cold!
Because she`ll have rolled
In bed with her sleeping infant.

I need Amitriptyline now

It`s way past my bedtime, but can`t
Sleep, read, even chat with my aunt
As she`ll be out cold!
Because she`ll have rolled

It's way past my bedtime,but can't
Sleep,read,even chat with my aunt
As she’ll be out cold!