LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

Soon I will not need the mask
My face, in the sun it shall bask
I’ll be golden brown

Soon I will not need the mask
My face, in the sun it shall bask
I’ll be golden brown
I can smile, I can frown

Soon I will not need the mask
My face in the sun it shall bask
I`ll be golden brown
I can smile, I can frown
As I sup wine straight from the cask

It tastes a little bit woody

It tastes a little bit woody
If off, I’ll be a bit moody

It tastes a little bit woody
If off, I’ll be a bit moody
Drink water instead

on 17-May-21 07:21:31

It's way past my bedtime,but can't
Sleep,read,even chat with my aunt
Some TV, perhaps?

???
It tastes a little bit woody
If off, I’ll be a bit moody
Drink water instead
And then, off to bed

It tastes a little bit woody
If off, I`ll be a bit moody
Drink water instead
And then, off to bed
Lets hurry, I`m feeling broody!

I hope my age won`t let me down,

I hope my age won`t let me down,
There’s lots of ways, no need to frown

I hope my age won`t let me down,
There’s lots of ways, no need to frown,
But turn off the light

I hope my age won`t let me down,
There’s lots of ways, no need to frown,
But turn off the light
‘Cos he looks a fright

I hope my age won`t let me down,
There’s lots of ways, no need to frown,
But turn off the light
‘Cos he looks a fright
So do I, in my red night gown

First, I thought I’ll wear virgin white

First, I thought I’ll wear virgin white
But would he believe it? He might!

First, I thought I’ll wear virgin white
But would he believe it? He might!
He loves me too much

First, I thought I'll wear virgin white
But would he believe it? He might!
He loves me too much
Calls me, "My Old Dutch"

First, I thought I`d wear virgin white
But would he believe it? He might!
He loves me too much
Calls me, "My Old Dutch"
Just after we put out the light.

It`s so romantic in the dark

It`s so romantic in the dark
Blind leading blind is quite a lark

It`s so romantic in the dark
Blind leading blind is quite a lark
A kiss and cuddle

It’s so romantic in the dark
Blind leading blind is quite a lark
A kiss and a cuddle
A lovely snuggle

It’s so romantic in the dark
Blind leading blind is quite a lark
A kiss and a cuddle
A lovely snuggle
Next time let's do it in the park.

Let's act like naughty teenagers

Let's act like naughty teenagers
Forget we’re really old stagers

Let's act like naughty teenagers
Forget we’re really old stagers
No harm, to pretend

Let's act like naughty teenagers
Forget we’re really old stagers
No harm, to pretend
That it will never end

Let's act like naughty teenagers
Forget we’re really old stagers
No harm, to pretend
That it will never end
We’ll grow old, avoiding dangers ...

I’m thinking of buying a Ferrari

Ooops ,88558, Crazy. ? so....

I think I’ll buy a Ferrari
I’ll certainly look all starry