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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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crazyH Wed 04-Aug-21 12:50:18

I bought a large bag of toffees
To suck when I have my coffee
They jammed my jaws shut
Dentures, I threw out

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GoldenLady Wed 04-Aug-21 14:11:04

I bought a large bag of toffees
To suck when I have my coffee
They jammed my jaws shut
Dentures, I threw out
This wins the insanity trophy!

Decided gymnastics I'd try

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Mollygo Wed 04-Aug-21 15:25:32

Decided gymnastics I’d try
Or trampoline, so I could fly

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crazyH Wed 04-Aug-21 16:00:49

Decided gymnastics I’d try
Or trampoline, so I could fly
My knees they do knock

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Crocus5 Wed 04-Aug-21 21:43:23

Decided gymnastics I’d try
Or trampoline so I could fly
My knees they do knock
I get quite a shock

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crazyH Wed 04-Aug-21 22:16:14

Decided gymnastics I’d try
Or trampoline so I could fly
My knees they do knock
I get quite a shock
Ultimately, I start to cry

Decided that wasn’t for me

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Hellogirl1 Wed 04-Aug-21 22:35:47

Decided that wasn`t for me
So rented a hut by the sea

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crazyH Wed 04-Aug-21 22:41:56

Decided that wasn`t for me
So rented a hut by the sea
The salty sea air

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FarNorth Thu 05-Aug-21 01:59:55

Decided that wasn`t for me
So rented a hut by the sea
The salty sea air
Removed every care

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Crocus5 Thu 05-Aug-21 09:24:25

Decided that wasn’t for me
So rented a hut by the sea
The salty sea air
Removed every care
And I became very healthy

I like to walk along the beach

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Juliet27 Thu 05-Aug-21 10:39:35

I like to walk along the beach
To see just how far I can reach

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henetha Thu 05-Aug-21 10:55:48

I like to walk along the beach
To see just how far I can reach,
If the tide comes in

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 05-Aug-21 12:38:56

I like to walk along the beach
To see just how far I can reach
If the tide comes in
I'll run, make a din

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FarNorth Thu 05-Aug-21 13:48:48

I like to walk along the beach
To see just how far I can reach
If the tide comes in
I'll run, make a din
Indeed, I have practiced my screech!

I hope there's no octopus there

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GoldenLady Thu 05-Aug-21 14:00:26

I hope there's no octopus there
Well, at least there won't be a bear

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GoldenLady Thu 05-Aug-21 14:00:26

I hope there's no octopus there
Well, at least there won't be a bear

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Hellogirl1 Thu 05-Aug-21 23:25:32

I hope there`s no octopus there
Well, at least there won`t be a bear
Jelly fish maybe

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Mollygo Fri 06-Aug-21 08:44:07

I hope there’s no octopus there
Well, at least there won’t be a bear
Jellyfish maybe
Or crabs in the sea

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henetha Fri 06-Aug-21 10:42:09

I hope there’s no octopus there
Well, at least there won’t be a bear
Jellyfish maybe
Or crabs in the sea,
Or the great white shark, - it's not fair!

I think I'll stick to swimming pools

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FarNorth Fri 06-Aug-21 10:43:20

I think I'll stick to swimming pools
And hope they are not filled with fools

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 06-Aug-21 12:39:06

I think I'll stick to swimming pools
And hope they are not filled with fools
I don't like splashing

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crazyH Fri 06-Aug-21 13:06:53

I think I'll stick to swimming pools
And hope they are not filled with fools
I don't like splashing
Teenagers thrashing

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Mollygo Fri 06-Aug-21 14:14:47

I think I’ll stick to swimming pools
And hope they are not filled with fools
I don’t like splashing
Teenagers thrashing
And those disregarding the rules.

Hydrotherapy is sublime

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FarNorth Fri 06-Aug-21 16:01:47

Hydrotherapy is sublime
A wonderful way to spend time

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crazyH Fri 06-Aug-21 19:15:24

Hydrotherapy is sublime
A wonderful way to spend time
All aches and pains gone

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