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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Hellogirl1 Fri 30-Jul-21 22:09:45

This summer`s as hot as it gets
Be sure to look after your pets
Provide lots to drink

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crazyH Fri 30-Jul-21 23:21:40

This summer`s as hot as it gets
Be sure to look after your pets
Provide lots to drink
Bags of ice in the sink

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GoldenLady Fri 30-Jul-21 23:40:25

This summer`s as hot as it gets
Be sure to look after your pets
Provide lots to drink
Bags of ice in the
At least until the sun sets.

About Covid we continue to fight

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 31-Jul-21 14:07:42

About Covid we continue to fight
Get jabbed if you can, that's so right

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Hellogirl1 Sat 31-Jul-21 23:17:19

Covid we continue to fight
Get jabbed if you can, that`s so right
It`s free, don`t you know?

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crazyH Sun 01-Aug-21 00:11:57

Covid we continue to fight
Get jabbed if you can, that`s so right
It`s free, don`t you know?
Hurry, you must go !

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Elrel Sun 01-Aug-21 01:08:18

Covid we continue to fight
Get jabbed if you can, that`s so right
It`s free, don`t you know?
Hurry, you must go!
You feel a slight prick, it’s no bite!

How good to see medals of gold

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nanna8 Sun 01-Aug-21 04:14:08

How good to see medals of gold
Whilst Olympic records unfold

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Hellogirl1 Sun 01-Aug-21 21:23:08

How good to see medals of gold
Whilst Olympic records unfold
Our national pride

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Crocus5 Sun 01-Aug-21 21:35:15

How good to see medals of gold
Whilst Olympic medals unfold
Our national pride
We can never hide

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-Aug-21 12:02:14

How good to see medals of gold
Whilst Olympic medals unfold
Our national pride
We can never hide
Our sports stars are so brave and bold.

The BMX riders fly high

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henetha Mon 02-Aug-21 13:00:24

The BMX riders fly high
They seem to be touching the sky

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crazyH Mon 02-Aug-21 13:16:04

The BMX riders fly high
They seem to be touching the sky
Bums must be quite sore

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Mollygo Mon 02-Aug-21 13:26:31

The BMX riders fly high
They seem to be touching the sky
Bums must be quite sore
And some hit the floor

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FarNorth Mon 02-Aug-21 14:05:38

The BMX riders fly high
They seem to be touching the sky
Bums must be quite sore
And some hit the floor
But next week I will have a try.

I'll polish my trusty old bike

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GoldenLady Mon 02-Aug-21 16:24:31

I'll polish my trusty old bike
That I've had since I was a tyke

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Crocus5 Mon 02-Aug-21 21:34:45

I’ll polish my trusty old bike
That I’ve had since I was a tyke
It’s still got its bell

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Hellogirl1 Mon 02-Aug-21 21:47:55

I`ll polish my trusty old bike
That I`ve had since I was a tyke
It`s still got it`s bell
Made my dad`s life hell

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Crocus5 Tue 03-Aug-21 09:58:35

I’ll polish my trusty old bike
That I’ve had since I was. a tyke
It’s still got its bell
Made my dad’s life hell
He’d rather have gone for a hike

I like to walk over the hills

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henetha Tue 03-Aug-21 10:20:23

I like to walk over the hills
It's better medicine than pills

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-Aug-21 12:08:59

I like to walk over the hills
It's better medicine than pills
With lovely blue skies

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GoldenLady Tue 03-Aug-21 16:19:22

I like to walk over the hills
It's better medicine than pills
With lovely blue skies
And large, biting flies?

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crazyH Tue 03-Aug-21 17:51:46

I like to walk over the hills
It's better medicine than pills
With lovely blue skies
And large, biting flies?
And the sound of the grinding mills.

Today I bought a large bag of toffees

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Hellogirl1 Tue 03-Aug-21 21:36:59

I bought a large bag of toffees
To suck when I have my coffee

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 04-Aug-21 09:08:12

I bought a large bag of toffees
To suck when I have my coffee
They jammed my jaws shut

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