Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

Their lives are so different from ours
We comment about them for hours, and upmarket soap,
Know I wouldn’t cope
From such public life I would cower.

I’ve just walked along by the sea

I’ve just walked along by the sea
And stopped in a cafe for tea

I’ve just walked along by the sea
And stopped in a cafe for tea
Oh, it felt so good

I've just walked along by the sea
And stopped in a cafe for tea
Oh, it felt so good
The way that life should

I’ve just walked along by the sea
And stopped in a cafe for tea
Oh, it felt so good
Like I’d dreamt it would

I’ve just walked along by the sea
And stopped in a cafe for tea
Oh, it felt so good
Like I’d dreamt it would
It’s the small things in life, that’s me...

Money, really don’t need a lot

Money, really don’t need a lot,
Though wouldn’t mind more than I’ve got

Money, really don’t need a lot,
Though wouldn’t mind more than I’ve got
Other things matter more

Money, really don’t need a lot,
Though wouldn’t mind more than I’ve got
Other things matter more
Keys to your own front door

Money,really don’t need a lot,
Though wouldn’t mind more than I’ve got
Other things matter more
Keys to your own front door
Plus more than that,just food that’s hot

Love and friendship money can’t buy

Love and friendship money can’t buy
Not easy to gain if you're shy

Love and friendship money can’t buy
Not easy to gain if you're shy
So make the first move

Love and friendship money can’t buy
Not easy to gain if you're shy
So make the first move
And get in the groove

Love and friendship money can’t buy
Not easy to gain if you're shy
So make the first move
And get in the groove
Be sure to smile while saying, "Hi!"

It must be so nice being tall

It must be so nice being tall
I’m five feet plus nothing, lol

It must be so nice being tall
I'm five feet plus nothing, lol
All those shelves - too high

It must be so nice being tall
I'm five feet plus nothing, lol
All those shelves - too high
I look round and sigh

It must be so nice being tall
I'm five feet plus nothing, lol
All those shelves - too high
I look round and sigh
"Could you give me a hand?" I call

Still my friends all say I'm petite

Still my friends all say I’m petite,
From my head, to my dainty feet.

Still my friends all say I’m petite,
From my head, to my dainty feet.
My cute button nose

Still my friends all say I'm petite,
From my head, to my dainty feet.
My cute button nose
I like, I suppose

Still my friends all say I'm petite,
From my head, to my dainty feet.
My cute button nose
I like, I suppose
But when I blush, it looks like beet

It’s so long since I dressed to the nines

So long since I dressed to the nines
And my mask hid all those deep lines

So long since I dressed to the nines
And my mask hid all those deep lines
When lockdown is o’er

So long since I dressed to the nines
And my mask hid all those deep lines
When lockdown is o’er
I’ll skip out the door