Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

"Let's meet at the pub, I'll wear a rose"
Over the bar, still I will pose
And our eyes will meet
And we'll take a seat
And then we will see how it goes.

She wondered what the night would bring

She wondered what the night would bring
Would it be worth, wearing a Gstring

She wondered what the night would bring
Would it be worth, wearing a Gstring
Or a low cut top

She wondered what the night would bring
Would it be worth, wearing a Gstring
Or a low cut top
For their eyes to pop

She wondered what the night would bring
Would it be worth, wearing a Gstring
Or a low cut top
For their eyes to pop
Depends if it was just a fling

But if she was hoping for more

But if she was hoping for more
No such luck, said her Romeo

But if she was hoping for more
No such luck, said her Romeo
So playing it straight

But if she was hoping for more
No such luck, said her Romeo
So playing it straight
May be better bait

But if she was hoping for more
No such luck, said her Romeo
So playing it straight
May be better bait
Too bad, he may show her the door.

I do not want a one night stand

I do not want a one night stand
A meal and a show would be grand

I do not want a one night stand
A meal and a show would be grand
A chance to dress up

I do not want a one night stand
A meal and a show would be grand
A chance to dress up
Show off my G cup

I do not want a one night stand
A meal and a show would be grand
A chance to dress up
Show off my G cup
Walk home in the dark, hand in hand.

Then to indulge in a nightcap ....

Then to indulge in a nightcap ....
Oooo...I’m getting myself in a flap

Then to indulge in a night cap
Oooo . . . I’m getting myself in a flap
I’ll offer cocoa

Then to indulge in a night cap
Oooo . . . I’m getting myself in a flap
I’ll offer cocoa
He’ll say “thankyou, No”

Then to indulge in a night cap
Oooo ... I'm getting myself in a flap
I'll offer cocoa
He'll say, "thank you, no"
"Do you think I'm that sort of chap?"

The two lovers got their wires crossed

The two lovers got their wires crossed
I must admit I too am lost!

The two lovers got their wires crossed
I must admit I too am lost!
I'm too old for this

The two lovers got their wires crossed
I must admit I too am lost
I’m too old for this
Don’t hug me, don’t kiss!

The two lovers got their wires crossed
I must admit I too am lost
I’m too old for this
Don’t hug me, don’t kiss!
As curls are petulantly tossed.

I like my life calm and serene

I like my life calm and serene
I wear white or blue but never green

I like my life calm and serene
I wear white or blue, never green
I drift through the days

I like my life calm and serene
I wear white or blue, never green
I drift through the days
Enjoying a laze

I like my life calm and serene
I wear white or blue, never green
I drift through the days
Enjoying a laze
Lying low, trying to stay unseen.

Celebrities, how do they cope?