Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

We only live once,do it right
Live,love and party through the night
Make love until dawn ....... ?
Probably I’d yawn ?

We only live once,do it right
Live,love and party through the night
Make love until dawn ....... ?
Probably I’d yawn ?
What happened to my shining knight?

I remember the days with joy

I remember the days with joy
When he was a handsome young boy

I remember the days with joy
When he was a handsome young boy
We walked hand in hand

I remember the days with joy
When he was a handsome young boy
We walked hand in hand
Strolling on the sand

I remember the days with joy
When he was a handsome young boy
We walked hand in hand
Strolling on the sand
No Covid our peace to destroy.

Though older, my knight is still there

Though older, my knight is still there
As there's many ways to show care

Though older, my knight is still there
As there's many ways to show care
Hot breakfast in bed

Though older, my knight is still there
As there's many ways to show care
Hot breakfast in bed
Or cuddles instead

Though older, my knight is still there
As there's many ways to show care
Hot breakfast in bed
Or cuddles instead
And ‘companies me everywhere

He will always be by my side

He will always be by my side
Regardless of what may betide.

He will always be by my side
Regardless of what may betide.
He’ll hold out his arms

He will always be by my side
Regardless of what may betide.
He’ll hold out his arms
Beguile with his charms

He will always be by my side
Regardless of what may betide.
He’ll hold out his arms
Beguile with his charms
Then off on his white steed we’ll ride

A lone damsel seeking a knight

A lone damsel seeking a knight
Stood in the field, middle of the night

A lone damsel seeking a knight
Stood in the field, middle of the night
But the only woo

A lone damsel seeking a knight
Stood in the field, middle of the night
But the only woo
Was an owl or two

A lone damsel seeking a knight
Stood in the field, middle of the night
But the only woo
Was an owl or two.
Poor damsel ran home in a fright

Instead she tried online dating

Instead she tried online dating
A popular way of mating

Instead she tried online dating
A popular way of mating
But some posters lied

Instead she tried online dating
A popular way of mating
But some posters lied
They were old and snide

Instead she tried online dating
A popular way of mating
But some posters lied
They were old and snide
But others were well worth the waiting.

“Let’s meet at the pub, wear a rose.”

“Let’s meet at the pub, wear a rose.”
“Over the bar still, I will pose”

“Let’s meet at the pub. I’ll wear a rose.”
Over the bar, still I will pose.
And our eyes will meet

“ Let’s meet at the pub. I’ll wear a rose.”
Over the bar, still I will pose.
And our eyes will meet
And we’ll take a seat