Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

We’ll miss him, Shir Sean Connery
I've seen him in all his finery
And shaken not stirred
He gets every bird

We'll miss him, Sir Sean Connery
I've seen him in all his finery
And shaken not stirred
He gets every bird
Who hadn't joined a nunnery.

I used to own a bikini

I used to own a bikini
Pink and just so teeny-weeny

I used to own a bikini
Pink and just so teeny-weeny
But I've spread a bit

I used to own a bikini
Pink and just so teeny-weeny
But I've spread a bit
I can’t be called fit

used to own a bikini
Pink and just so teeny-weeny
But I've spread a bit
I can’t be called fit
Unless you're being meany

I really don't care what they say

I really don't care what they say
I'm living life in my own way

I really don't care what they say
I'm living life in my own way
Hair not brushed or combed

really don't care what they say
I'm living life in my own way
Hair not brushed or combed
Through a hedge I roamed

I really don't care what they say
I'm living life in my own way
Hair not brushed or combed
Through a hedge I roamed.
Pleasing myself the livelong day.

Each morning I’m up before six.

Each morning I’m up before six.
To jump into my socks and knicks

Each morning I'm up before six
To jump into my socks and knocks
Old bra, tatty vest

Each morning I'm up before six
To jump into my socks and knicks
Old bra, tatty vest
Joggers, not its best

Each morning I'm up before six
To jump into my socks and knicks
Old bra, tatty vest
Joggers, not its best
Exercising with gorgeous Joe Wicks

This evening I'll write a long letter

This evening I'll write a long letter
To my friend Mr Ledbetter

This evening I'll write a long letter
To my friend Mr Ledbetter
To say just what's what

This evening I'll write a long letter
To my friend Mr Ledbetter
To say just what's what
The fact he was caught

This evening I'll write a long letter
To my friend Mr Ledbetter
To say just what's what
The fact he was caught
Trying to be a jet setter!

I’m pleased that we have a fine day

I’m pleased that we have a fine day,
Sunshine, so I'm off out to play

I’m pleased that we have a fine day,
Sunshine, so I'm off out to play
To frolic and skip

I'm pleased that we have a fine day
Sunshine, so I'm off out to play
To frolic and skip
And do a back flip

I'm pleased that we have a fine day
Sunshine, so I'm off out to play
To frolic and skip
And do a back flip
If snow I’d be out on my sleigh

I’m so hoping that Trump won’t win

I’m so hoping that Trump won’t win
I'm sick of his silly old grin

I’m so hoping that Trump won’t win
I'm sick of his silly old grin
It's more a grimace

I’m so hoping that Trump won’t win
I'm sick of his silly old grin
Another four years