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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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crazyH Sun 01-Nov-20 17:57:08

We’ll miss him, Shir Sean Connery
I've seen him in all his finery
And shaken not stirred
He gets every bird

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-Nov-20 09:14:00

We'll miss him, Sir Sean Connery
I've seen him in all his finery
And shaken not stirred
He gets every bird
Who hadn't joined a nunnery.

I used to own a bikini

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FarNorth Mon 02-Nov-20 09:38:50

I used to own a bikini
Pink and just so teeny-weeny

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henetha Mon 02-Nov-20 09:48:33

I used to own a bikini
Pink and just so teeny-weeny
But I've spread a bit

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Nov-20 10:52:10

I used to own a bikini
Pink and just so teeny-weeny
But I've spread a bit
I can’t be called fit

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crazyH Mon 02-Nov-20 11:00:35

used to own a bikini
Pink and just so teeny-weeny
But I've spread a bit
I can’t be called fit
Unless you're being meany

I really don't care what they say

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FarNorth Mon 02-Nov-20 11:04:22

I really don't care what they say
I'm living life in my own way

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crazyH Mon 02-Nov-20 11:38:00

I really don't care what they say
I'm living life in my own way
Hair not brushed or combed

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Nov-20 19:32:16

really don't care what they say
I'm living life in my own way
Hair not brushed or combed
Through a hedge I roamed

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Ashcombe Tue 03-Nov-20 07:19:22

I really don't care what they say
I'm living life in my own way
Hair not brushed or combed
Through a hedge I roamed.
Pleasing myself the livelong day.

Each morning I’m up before six.

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FarNorth Tue 03-Nov-20 09:49:31

Each morning I’m up before six.
To jump into my socks and knicks

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-Nov-20 12:10:10

Each morning I'm up before six
To jump into my socks and knocks
Old bra, tatty vest

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crazyH Tue 03-Nov-20 14:05:30

Each morning I'm up before six
To jump into my socks and knicks
Old bra, tatty vest
Joggers, not its best

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May7 Tue 03-Nov-20 14:27:05

Each morning I'm up before six
To jump into my socks and knicks
Old bra, tatty vest
Joggers, not its best
Exercising with gorgeous Joe Wicks

This evening I'll write a long letter

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crazyH Tue 03-Nov-20 15:30:42

This evening I'll write a long letter
To my friend Mr Ledbetter

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FarNorth Tue 03-Nov-20 22:28:21

This evening I'll write a long letter
To my friend Mr Ledbetter
To say just what's what

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crazyH Tue 03-Nov-20 22:32:44

This evening I'll write a long letter
To my friend Mr Ledbetter
To say just what's what
The fact he was caught

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Ashcombe Wed 04-Nov-20 07:23:29

This evening I'll write a long letter
To my friend Mr Ledbetter
To say just what's what
The fact he was caught
Trying to be a jet setter!

I’m pleased that we have a fine day

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henetha Wed 04-Nov-20 10:36:00

I’m pleased that we have a fine day,
Sunshine, so I'm off out to play

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FarNorth Wed 04-Nov-20 10:45:08

I’m pleased that we have a fine day,
Sunshine, so I'm off out to play
To frolic and skip

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 04-Nov-20 14:11:57

I'm pleased that we have a fine day
Sunshine, so I'm off out to play
To frolic and skip
And do a back flip

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Juliet27 Wed 04-Nov-20 18:16:10

I'm pleased that we have a fine day
Sunshine, so I'm off out to play
To frolic and skip
And do a back flip
If snow I’d be out on my sleigh

I’m so hoping that Trump won’t win

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FarNorth Wed 04-Nov-20 18:30:30

I’m so hoping that Trump won’t win
I'm sick of his silly old grin

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crazyH Wed 04-Nov-20 19:31:36

I’m so hoping that Trump won’t win
I'm sick of his silly old grin
It's more a grimace

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Jangran99 Wed 04-Nov-20 19:34:10

I’m so hoping that Trump won’t win
I'm sick of his silly old grin
Another four years

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