Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

When cats have to wear cones of shame
They give us such a look of blame
Ponder their misdeeds
We tend to their needs
And with the ball, we played their game.

But frankly, their fur makes me sneeze

But frankly, their fur makes me sneeze
Don't put that cat next to me please

But frankly, their fur makes me sneeze
Don't put that cat next to me please
The dog’s on my lap

But frankly, their fur makes me sneeze
Don't put that cat next to me please
The dog’s on my lap
He's starting to yap

But frankly, their fur makes me sneeze
Don't put that cat next to me please
The dog’s on my lap
He's starting to yap
But to look after he's just a breeze

We have a few pets in our house

We have a few pets in our house
Except for a chittering old mouse

We have a few pets in our house
Except for a chittering old mouse
A snake and a mynah

We have a few pets in our house
Except for a chittering old mouse
A snake and mynah

We have a few pets in our house
Except for a chittering old mouse
A snake and mynah
Pup who’s designer

We have a few pets in our house
Except for a chittering old mouse
A snake and mynah
Pup who’s designer
But I think he's got fleas and louse.

I've got an old bird called Wiggy

I've got an old bird called Wiggy
Who loves to get jive-y and jiggy

I've got an old bird called Wiggy
Who can get jive-y and jiggy

I've got an old bird called Wiggy
Who can get jive-y and jiggy
His wings, they flutter

I've got an old bird called Wiggy
Who can get jive-y and jiggy
His wings, they flutter
He is a real nutter

I've got an old bird called Wiggy
Who can get jive-y and jiggy
His wings, they flutter
He is a real nutter
Also a bit of a piggy

I used to have a terrapin ?

I used to have a terrapin
Her pretty name was Carolyn

I used to have a terrapin
Her pretty name was Carolyn
A good swimmer too

I used to have a terrapin
Her pretty name was Carolyn
A good swimmer too
With flippers of blue

I used to have a terrapin
Her pretty name was Carolyn
A good swimmer too
With flippers of blue
She likes racing but doesn't win.

My money's on my racehorse, Fred

My money's on my racehorse, Fred
Each race he's been in, he has led

My money's on my racehorse, Fred
Each race he's been in, he has led
Arabian he's not

My money's on my racehorse, Fred
Each race he's been in, he has led
Arabian he's not
He wins such a lot

My money's on my racehorse, Fred
Each race he's been in, he has led
Arabian he's not
He wins such a lot
If at times by just a short head

We’ll miss him, Shir Sean Connery

We’ll miss him, Shir Sean Connery
I've seen him in all his finery

We’ll miss him, Shir Sean Connery
I've seen him in all his finery
And shaken not stirred