Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

Dicky then planted his lips on mine
The Covid police should issue a fine
We're from different tiers
There's no need for fears
Even though he was well out of line

'No parties this Christmas', it's said

Dicky then planted his lips on mine
The Covid police should issue a fine
We're from different tiers
There's no need for fears

Dicky then planted his lips on mine
The Covid police should issue a fine
We`re from different tiers

Dicky then planted his lips on mine
The Covid police should issue a fine

Tricky Dicky from tier three
Said "Come to a party with me"
We'll use the back lane
They’ll stop us in vain
We'll tell them it's just me and thee

Dicky then planted his lips on mine

Tricky Dicky from tier three
Said "Come to a party with me"
We'll use the back lane
They’ll stop us in vain

Tricky Dicky from tier three
Said "Come to a party with me"
We'll use the back lane

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Tricky Dicky from tier three
Said "Come to a party with me"

To curb his temper, he must learn
Playing with fire gives you a burn
"Keep calm," Mother said
Keep the peace break bread
Who to avoid you must discern

Tricky Dicky from tier three

To curb his temper, he must learn
Playing with fire gives you a burn
"Keep calm," Mother said
Keep the peace break bread

To curb his temper, he must learn
Playing with fire gives you a burn
"Keep calm," Mother said

To curb his temper, he must learn
Playing with fire gives you a burn

If he persists he'll be in court
Where, a stiff lesson, he'll be taught
Ten days of hard labour
For bashing his neighbour
With whom he had recently fought

To curb his temper, he must learn

If he persists he'll be in court
Where, a stiff lesson, he'll be taught
Ten days of hard labour
For bashing his neighbour

If he persists he`ll be in court,
Where, a stiff lesson, he'll be taught.
Ten days hard labour

If he persists he`ll be in court,
Where, a stiff lesson, he'll be taught.

I hope he won`t retaliate
Or his rudeness perpetuate
I will keep away
Don`t want to be prey
For a nasty old reprobate.

If he persists he`ll be in court

I hope he won’t retaliate
Or his rudeness perpetuate
I will keep away
Don’t want to be prey

I hope he won’t retaliate
Or his rudeness perpetuate
I will keep away

I hope he won’t retaliate
Or his rudeness perpetuate

I met a man from Darjeeling
Completely devoid of true feeling
Laughed at my big nose
And trod on my toes
I punched him and left him reeling

I hope he won’t retaliate

I met a man from Darjeeling
Completely devoid of true feeling
Laughed at my big nose
And trod on my toes

I met a man from Darjeeling
Completely devoid of true feeling
Laughed at my big nose

I met a man from Darjeeling
Completely devoid of true feeling