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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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Nell8 Sat 19-Dec-20 06:15:36

A saucy old man stole a kiss;
His face was a picture of bliss.
His eyes a-shimmer
He shook his Zimmer -
"It doesn't get better than this!"

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Dec-20 06:17:01

A saucy old man stole a kiss,
Which she was too drunk to dismiss

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Nell8 Sat 19-Dec-20 08:24:25

A saucy old man stole a kiss
Which she was too drunk to dismiss
They fell to the floor,
He cried "Gimme some more!",
Then she thought "Wow! Something's amiss."

A teetotal fellow came by

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Dec-20 08:48:38

the plan we try to keep to Nell is one line each and the person who adds the fifth line start a new limerick but yes, yours are very amusing

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Nell8 Sat 19-Dec-20 09:33:38

Doh! Sorry everyone. Got it.

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Dec-20 09:37:13

I’m sure you’ll be adding some good one liners though Nell !

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crazyH Sat 19-Dec-20 10:04:17

A teetotal fellow came by
At first he was extremely shy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Dec-20 12:42:00

A teetotal fellow came by
At first he was extremely shy
Dutch courage needed

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henetha Sat 19-Dec-20 14:09:34

A teetotal fellow came by
At first he was extremely shy
Dutch courage needed
And he succeeded

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Nell8 Sat 19-Dec-20 19:08:43

A teetotal fellow came by
At first he was extremely shy
Dutch courage needed
And he succeeded
Now Millie has pledged to get dry

Well, what is the lesson to learn?

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Dec-20 20:07:30

Well, what is the lesson to learn?
Sometimes you should make a U turn?

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Nell8 Sun 20-Dec-20 08:53:44

Well, what is the lesson to learn?
Sometimes you should make a U turn?
That old demon drink

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Juliet27 Sun 20-Dec-20 08:57:08

Well, what is the lesson to learn?
Sometimes you should make a U turn?
That old demon drink
Leaves you on the brink

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Dec-20 11:20:04

Well, what is the lesson to learn?
Sometimes you should make a U turn?
That old demon drink
Leaves you on the brink
Like money in pockets to burn.

The simple pleasures can be best

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henetha Sun 20-Dec-20 11:50:35

The simple pleasures can be best
Like wearing a hand-knitted vest

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Sarnia Sun 20-Dec-20 12:56:05

The simple pleasures can be best
Like wearing a hand-knitted vest
Too itchy by far

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Juliet27 Sun 20-Dec-20 14:11:08

The simple pleasures can be best
Like wearing a hand-knitted vest
Too itchy by far
I’d scratch ‘til I scar

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Nell8 Sun 20-Dec-20 15:27:45

The simple pleasures can be best
Like wearing a hand-knitted vest
Too itchy by far
I'd scratch 'til I scar
And healing scabs are such a pest.

Let's move on fast to something nice

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Juliet27 Sun 20-Dec-20 15:46:27

Let's move on fast to something nice
Chocolate coins and sugar mice

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crazyH Sun 20-Dec-20 15:58:25

Let's move on fast to something nice
Chocolate coins and sugar mice
Chocolate almonds

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Ashcombe Sun 20-Dec-20 22:07:11

Let's move on fast to something nice
Chocolate coins and sugar mice
Chocolate almonds,
Ice cream and bonbons,

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Nell8 Sun 20-Dec-20 23:23:16

Let's move on fast to something nice
Chocolate coins and sugar mice
Chocolate almonds,
Ice cream and bonbons,
Simple pleasures from paradise.

So many things can warm the heart

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Dec-20 08:26:39

So many things can warm the heart
And kindly souls all play their part

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Grany Mon 21-Dec-20 08:39:17

So many things can warm the heart
And kindly souls all play their part
It's the thought that counts

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Nell8 Mon 21-Dec-20 10:07:50

So many things can warm the heart
And kindly souls all play their part
It's the thought that counts
When pressure mounts

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