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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Dec-20 12:51:05

Timorous Timothy from Thame
Had never walked out with a dame
He shivered and shook

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Hellogirl1 Mon 14-Dec-20 22:51:10

Timorous Timothy from Thame
Had never walked out with a dame
He shivered and shook
Doing it by the book

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Dec-20 23:41:34

Timorous Timothy from Thame
Had never walked out with a dame
He shivered and shook
Did it by the book
And his shyness thus overcame

Now he has a lass of his own

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Juliet27 Tue 15-Dec-20 06:45:38

Now he has a lass of his own
It seems his confidence has grown

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henetha Tue 15-Dec-20 10:15:21

Now he has a lass of his own
It seems his confidence has grown,
With twins on the way

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Hellogirl1 Tue 15-Dec-20 21:53:18

Now he has a lass of his own
It seems his confidence has grown
With twins on the way
A red letter day

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Dec-20 07:21:29

Now he has a lass of his own
It seems his confidence has grown
With twins on the way
A red letter day
It seems bravery seeds were sown

Meddling Millie from Middlewich

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 16-Dec-20 11:13:04

Meddling Millie from Middlewich
Swooped in too often, just a smidge

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Dec-20 20:08:42

Meddling Millie from Middlewich
Swooped in too often, just a smidge
She’s far too nosy

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Hellogirl1 Wed 16-Dec-20 23:44:08

Meddling Millie from Middlewich
Swooped in too often, just a smidge
She`s far too nosy
But really dozy

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Juliet27 Thu 17-Dec-20 15:06:01

Meddling Millie from Middlewich
Swooped in too often, just a smidge
She`s far too nosy
But really dozy
Thinks no one sees her curtains twitch

She adds to other people’s chats

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Hellogirl1 Thu 17-Dec-20 21:20:14

She adds to other people`s chats
And samples what is in their vats

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Ashcombe Fri 18-Dec-20 06:42:35

She adds to other people`s chats
And samples what is in their vats,
Then falls in the street

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Dec-20 07:56:57

She adds to other people`s chats
And samples what is in their vats,
Then falls in the street
Can’t get to her feet

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henetha Fri 18-Dec-20 11:18:34

She adds to other people`s chats
And samples what is in their vats,
Then falls in the street
Can’t get to her feet
I think she's as barmy as bats.

Or maybe it's just too much wine

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Dec-20 12:31:36

Or maybe it's just too much wine
Too many units, it's a fine line

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Dec-20 13:38:41

Or maybe it's just too much wine
Too many units, a fine line
But that’s no excuse

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crazyH Fri 18-Dec-20 13:57:04

Or maybe it's just too much wine
Too many units, a fine line
But that’s no excuse
Often been her ruse

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Ashcombe Fri 18-Dec-20 17:38:32

Or maybe it's just too much wine
Too many units, a fine line
But that’s no excuse
Often been her ruse.
For her, Chardonnay is divine.

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Ashcombe Fri 18-Dec-20 17:39:07

But she's not adverse to Merlot

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Dec-20 17:51:21

But she's not averse to Merlot
And never turned down a Bordeaux

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Dec-20 18:30:45

But she's not averse to Merlot
And never turned down a Bordeaux
A wine snob she’s not

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crazyH Fri 18-Dec-20 18:31:33

But she's not averse to Merlot
And never turned down a Bordeaux
A Chardonnay, yes

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Hellogirl1 Sat 19-Dec-20 00:28:02

But she`s not averse to Merlot
And never turned down a Bordeaux
A wine snob she`s not
She`s drunk such a lot

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Ashcombe Sat 19-Dec-20 05:26:04

But she`s not averse to Merlot
And never turned down a Bordeaux
A wine snob she`s not
She`s drunk such a lot
She didn’t see the mistletoe!

A saucy old man stole a kiss,

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