Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

We could all ask the universe
For something quite strange and perverse
As in-heal this world
See all flags unfurled
When evil is put in reverse

A handsome lad visited Poole

We could all ask the universe
For something quite strange and perverse
As in-heal this world
See all flags unfurled

We could all ask the universe
For something quite strange and perverse
As in - heal this world

We could all ask the universe
For something quite strange and perverse

I think it's great to be mindful
Of things that are not of our will
Our dreams can come true
Right out of the blue
Life's not always run of the mill.

We could all ask the universe

I think it`s great to be mindful
Of things that are not of our will
Our dreams can come true
Right out of the blue

I think it’s great to be mindful
Of things that are not of our will
Our dreams can come true

I think it’s great to be mindful
Of things that are not of our will

I`m allergic to all furry friends
And I end up needing to cleanse
After sleek puss cats
Have massacred rats
Leaving me a little too tense.

I think it’s great to be mindful

I`m allergic to all furry friends
And I end up needing to cleanse
After sleek puss cats
Have massacred rats

I`m allergic to all furry friends
And I end up needing to cleanse
After sleek puss cats

I’m allergic to all furry friends
And I end up needing to cleanse

Remember to wear a big hat
Make sure you do not scare the cat
They're sensitive sorts
Who baulk at your shorts
All they do is curl up on the mat

I’m allergic to all furry friends

Remember to wear a big hat
Make sure you do not scare the cat
They're sensitive sorts
Who baulk at your shorts

Remember to wear a big hat
Make sure you do not scare the cat
They’re sensitive sorts

Remember to wear a big hat
Make sure you do not scare the cat

For now the world is your oyster
Run from your Covid-safe cloister
Kick over traces
Go to the races
Horses do best when it’s moister.

Remember to wear a big hat

For now the world is your oyster
Run from your Covid-safe cloister
Kick over traces
Go to the races

For now the world is your oyster
Run from your Covid-safe cloister
Kick over traces

For now the world is your oyster
So run from your Covid-safe cloister

Your life will drastically change
Some things you`ll have to re-arrange
Avoid gold diggers
Tot up the figures
And head for the foreign exchange

For now the world is your oyster

Your life will drastically change
Some things you`ll have to re-arrange
Avoid gold diggers
Tot up the figures

Your life will drastically change
Some things you`ll have to re-arrange
Avoid gold diggers

Your life will drastically change
Some things you`ll have to re-arrange

And if he sacks you, don't worry
Just go home and eat some curry
Then write a smart blog
Success you will hog
And make a bagful of money.

Your life will drastically change