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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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henetha Wed 23-Dec-20 10:37:39

I`ll have room for some jelly then
With lots of cream, enough for ten!

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Hellogirl1 Wed 23-Dec-20 00:21:50

It`s worth it just once a year, yay!
But oh, as I burp and groan I say
Remind me next time
"Please, no more than nine"
I`ll be glad at the end of the day

I`ll have room for some jelly then

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crazyH Tue 22-Dec-20 22:10:40

It's worth it just once a year, yay!
But oh, as I burp and groan I say
Remind me next time
“Please, no more than nine”

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Jangran99 Tue 22-Dec-20 19:44:30

It's worth it just once a year, yay!
But oh, as I burp and groan I say
Remind me next time

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 22-Dec-20 12:33:26

It's worth it just once a year, yay!
But oh, as I burp and groan I say

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henetha Tue 22-Dec-20 10:09:30

i’m sure I can live without sprouts
But roasties? I have my doubts
Covered in goose fat
I like them like that
Though I get indigestion bouts.

It's worth it just once a year, Yay!

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Dec-20 08:30:36

i’m sure I can live without sprouts
But roasties? I have my doubts
Covered in goose fat
I like them like that

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crazyH Tue 22-Dec-20 00:51:22

I`m sure I can live without sprouts
But roasties? I have my doubts
Covered in goose fat

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Hellogirl1 Tue 22-Dec-20 00:18:22

I`m sure I can live without sprouts
But roasties? I have my doubts

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Jangran99 Mon 21-Dec-20 23:28:22

Poor lorry drivers at Dover
Wait in their cabs till it`s over
Some do like their break
And a nice, juicy steak
Drivers’ lives aren’t all clover

I’m sure I can live without sprouts

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Hellogirl1 Mon 21-Dec-20 21:11:11

Poor lorry drivers at Dover
Wait in their cabs till it`s over
Some do like their break
And a nice, juicy steak

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crazyH Mon 21-Dec-20 16:39:27

Poor lorry drivers at Dover
Wait in their cabs til it's over
Some do like their break

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 21-Dec-20 12:42:09

Poor lorry drivers at Dover
Wait in their cabs til it's over

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Dec-20 10:49:36

Angry Angus from Angersleigh
Got cross when bitten by a flea
All those itchy bites
Give him sleepless nights
So a dose of DEET could be key

Poor lorry drivers at Dover ☹️

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henetha Sun 20-Dec-20 11:48:28

Angry Angus from Angersleigh
Got cross when bitten by a flea
All those itchy bites
Give him sleepless nights

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Dec-20 11:26:01

Angry Angus from Angersleigh
Got cross when bitten by a flea
All those itchy bites

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henetha Sat 19-Dec-20 14:23:30

Angry Angus from Angersleigh
Got cross when bitten by a flea

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Dec-20 06:40:27

Uncle Albert is a joke factory
Makes everyone laugh including me
He`s such a great wit
Refuses to quit
Until we request with a plea

Angry Angus from Angersleigh

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Hellogirl1 Sat 19-Dec-20 00:20:39

Uncle Albert is a joke factory
Makes everyone laugh including me
He`s such a great wit
Refuses to quit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Dec-20 12:22:16

Uncle Albert is a joke factory
Makes everyone laugh including me
He's such a great wit

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henetha Fri 18-Dec-20 11:35:20

Uncle Albert is a joke factory
Makes everyone laugh including me

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crazyH Thu 17-Dec-20 14:08:49

But I`ll make it up to her soon
I`ll visit, we`ll laugh like a loon
Remembering jokes
How `bout this one folks?
The cow jumped over the moon?

Uncle Albert is a joke factory

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Hellogirl1 Wed 16-Dec-20 23:49:55

But I`ll make it up to her soon
I`ll visit, we`ll laugh like a loon
Remembering jokes
How `bout this one folks?

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Dec-20 20:19:30

But I'll make it up to her soon
I'll visit, we'll laugh like a loon
Remembering jokes

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 16-Dec-20 10:54:55

But I'll make it up to her soon
I'll visit, we'll laugh like a loon

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