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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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Juliet27 Fri 19-Feb-21 23:12:28

There once was a sleepy old dog
Who missed thieves-he slept like a log
Not even a bark
To scare the wee lark
When he wakes his mind’s in a fog

A little Jack Russell from Rye

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Jangran99 Sat 20-Feb-21 01:16:12

A little Jack Russell from Rye
Was tempted by my rabbit pie

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crazyH Sat 20-Feb-21 15:47:43

A little Jack Russell from Rye
Was tempted by my rabbit pie
He begged for a slice

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Feb-21 17:24:59

A little Jack Russell from Rye
Was tempted by my rabbit pie
He begged for a slice
With a helping of rice

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crazyH Sat 20-Feb-21 20:32:21

A little Jack Russell from Rye
Was tempted by my rabbit pie
He begged for a slice
With a helping of rice
He gobbled it up, do or die.

I’m not Pru Leith by any means

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FarNorth Sat 20-Feb-21 21:19:03

I’m not Pru Leith by any means
My usual food is toast and beans

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crazyH Sat 20-Feb-21 21:45:42

I’m not Pru Leith by any means
My usual food is toast and beans
Tried Pizza today

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FarNorth Sun 21-Feb-21 09:57:28

I’m not Pru Leith by any means
My usual food is toast and beans
Tried Pizza today
And really must say

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henetha Sun 21-Feb-21 12:45:40

I’m not Pru Leith by any means
My usual food is toast and beans
Tried Pizza today
And really must say
It's almost the food of my dreams.

But the best is Sunday roast beef

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Juliet27 Sun 21-Feb-21 13:15:36

But the best is Sunday roast beef
From my mum’s book I’ll take a leaf

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crazyH Sun 21-Feb-21 13:20:15

But the best is Sunday roast beef
From my mum’s book I’ll take a leaf
Yourkshire puds, a must

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Hellogirl1 Sun 21-Feb-21 22:45:49

But the best is Sunday roast beef
From my mum`s book I`ll take a leaf
Yorkshire puds a must
I`ll make `em or bust

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crazyH Sun 21-Feb-21 23:03:03

But the best is Sunday roast beef
From my mum`s book I`ll take a leaf
Yorkshire puds a must
I`ll make `em or bust

The mirror gave me a fright today

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Juliet27 Mon 22-Feb-21 08:12:36

what happened to the last line Crazy

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Billybob4491 Mon 22-Feb-21 08:14:36

The mirror gave me a fright today
Do I really look that old and grey

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Juliet27 Mon 22-Feb-21 08:17:45

But the best is Sunday roast beef
From my mum`s book I`ll take a leaf
Yorkshire puds a must
I`ll make `em or bust
If they rise t'will be a relief

The mirror gave me a fright today
As my hair, it looked just like hay

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Jangran99 Mon 22-Feb-21 10:31:05

The mirror gave me a fright today
As my hair, it looked just like hay
Could do with a trim

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FarNorth Mon 22-Feb-21 11:56:33

The mirror gave me a fright today
As my hair, it looked just like hay
Could do with a trim
Be a bit less grim

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henetha Mon 22-Feb-21 12:14:12

The mirror gave me a fright today
As my hair, it looked just like hay
Could do with a trim
Be a bit less grim
Use conditioner, come what may.

I've grown a tyre around my waist

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 22-Feb-21 14:32:31

I've grown a tyre around my waist
It's very much to my distaste

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FarNorth Mon 22-Feb-21 15:20:41

I've grown a tyre around my waist
It's very much to my distaste
Unlike chips and cheese

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crazyH Mon 22-Feb-21 16:22:07

I've grown a tyre around my waist
It's very much to my distaste
Unlike chips and cheese
On which I do feast

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 23-Feb-21 13:59:27

I've grown a tyre around my waist
It's very much to my distaste
Unlike chips and cheese
On which I do feast
To get them all down me, post haste.

I used to be like a matchstick

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crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 14:42:24

I used to be like a matchstick
Calories I’d burn fast and quick

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Billybob4491 Tue 23-Feb-21 18:05:07

I used to be like a matchstick
Calories I'd burn fast and quick
But sadly these days

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