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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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henetha Wed 20-Jan-21 11:11:10

There was a young man from Brighton
Who thought it was fun to frighten
Threw a white sheet on
And, like Buster Keaton
Loved haunting folks with no light on.

But someone he scared had a gun

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nanna8 Wed 20-Jan-21 11:40:03

But someone he scared had a gun
So all he could do was to run

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crazyH Wed 20-Jan-21 12:26:17

But someone he scared had a gun
So all he could do was to run
Was chased down the lanes

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 20-Jan-21 13:14:06

But someone he scared had a gun
So all he could do was to run
Was chased down the lanes
Now he takes great pains

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Juliet27 Fri 22-Jan-21 09:15:12

But someone he scared had a gun
So all he could do was to run
Was chased down the lanes
Now he takes great pains
To never upset just for fun

My robin a partner has found

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henetha Fri 22-Jan-21 11:45:06

My robin a partner has found
I've seen them out, hopping around

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crazyH Fri 22-Jan-21 13:21:35

My robin a partner has found
I've seen them out, hopping around
So cute, I should say

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 22-Jan-21 14:01:45

My robin a partner has found
I've seen them out, hopping around
So, cute I should say
Britain's favourite, hey?

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Juliet27 Fri 22-Jan-21 16:07:56

My robin a partner has found
I've seen them out, hopping around
So, cute I should say
Britain's favourite, hey?
They’ll be nesting soon I’ll be bound

A naturalist from Nantwich

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Hellogirl1 Fri 22-Jan-21 23:13:27

A naturalist from Nantwich
Said wearing pants gave him an itch

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-Jan-21 14:39:11

A naturalist from Nantwich
Said wearing pants gave him an itch
A copper caught him

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Hellogirl1 Sun 24-Jan-21 00:08:24

A naturalist from Nantwich
Said wearing pants gave him an itch
A copper caught him
And promptly bought him

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crazyH Sun 24-Jan-21 00:25:25

A naturalist from Nantwich
Said wearing pants gave him an itch
A copper caught him
And promptly bought him
A jockstrap to cover his ‘titch’

He found it much too restrictive

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nanna8 Sun 24-Jan-21 08:48:04

He found it much too restrictive
Ripped it off with a shout, forthwith

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 24-Jan-21 11:57:53

He found it much too restrictive
Ripped it off with a shout, forthwith
He got nabbed again

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henetha Sun 24-Jan-21 12:15:49

He found it much too restrictive
Ripped it off with a shout, forthwith
He got nabbed again,
Flashing on a train,

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Juliet27 Sun 24-Jan-21 15:20:45

He found it much too restrictive
Ripped it off with a shout, forthwith
He got nabbed again,
Flashing on a train,
Not how a naturAList should live!

Seems ages since I wore a dress

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Dragonella Sun 24-Jan-21 15:21:45

Seems ages since I wore a dress
My hair is a terrible mess

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Jangran99 Sun 24-Jan-21 16:39:11

Seems ages since I wore a dress
My hair is a terrible mess
And makeup, what for?

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Hellogirl1 Sun 24-Jan-21 21:37:44

Seems ages since I wore a dress
My hair is a terrible mess
And makeup, what for?
I don`t go out the door

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Juliet27 Sun 24-Jan-21 22:49:40

Seems ages since I wore a dress
My hair is a terrible mess
And makeup, what for?
I don`t go out the door
I’m now slovenly I confess.

I bought far more clothes than I need

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Jangran99 Sun 24-Jan-21 23:50:56

I bought far more clothes than I need
The credit card feeding my greed

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FarNorth Mon 25-Jan-21 04:46:36

I bought far more clothes than I need
The credit card feeding my greed
My quids are all gone

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nanna8 Mon 25-Jan-21 07:38:44

I bought far more clothes than I need
The credit card feeding my greed
My quids are all gone
I’m sat here alone

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 25-Jan-21 11:43:26

I bought far more clothes than I need
The credit card feeding my greed
My quids are all gone
I'm sat here alone
It is such a sad sight indeed.

Shall I show off my duster coat?

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