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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Oct-20 21:27:25

A stenographer at the Court
At excuses tried not to snort
But wrote it all down
Suppressing a frown
So glad the accused had been caught

Why do kids these days have to scream?

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henetha Sat 10-Oct-20 11:18:53

Why do kids these days have to scream?
And keep waking me up from my dream

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crazyH Sat 10-Oct-20 11:36:04

Why do kids these days have to scream?
And keep waking me up from my dream
Are we to be blamed?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 10-Oct-20 12:25:42

Why do kids these days have to scream?
And keep waking me from my dream
Are we to be blamed?
Quietness unclaimed

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Oct-20 15:36:36

Why do kids these days have to scream?
And keep waking me from my dream
Are we to be blamed?
Quietness unclaimed
Or have parents run out of steam?

A milliner from Mullion

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 11-Oct-20 09:41:55

A milliner from Mullion
Used to work as a scullion

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henetha Sun 11-Oct-20 10:17:54

A milliner from Mullion
Used to work as a scullion
She scrubbed all day

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crazyH Sun 11-Oct-20 11:12:49

A milliner from Mullion
Used to work as a scullion
She scrubbed all day
No word did she say

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Oct-20 11:34:56

A milliner from Mullion
Used to work as a scullion
She scrubbed all day
No word did she say
About the hidden bullion almost rhymes!

Time my tortoise hibernated

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crazyH Sun 11-Oct-20 12:59:09

Time my tortoise hibernated
Garage?Bedroom? I debated

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 12-Oct-20 10:27:21

Time my tortoise hibernated
Garage? Bedroom? I debated
Maybe a large box?

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crazyH Mon 12-Oct-20 11:30:04

Time my tortoise hibernated
Garage? Bedroom? I debated
Maybe a large box?
Stuffed with old socks

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Juliet27 Mon 12-Oct-20 14:33:40

Time my tortoise hibernated
Garage? Bedroom? I debated
Maybe a large box?
Stuffed with old socks
Torpor is so underrated.

Snuggled up in cushions and rugs...

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crazyH Mon 12-Oct-20 17:23:48

Snuggled up in cushions and rugs...
I hope to keep him away from bugs

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Hellogirl1 Mon 12-Oct-20 22:33:54

Snuggled up in cushions and rugs....
I hope to keep him away from bugs
He`ll snore through the winter

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Oct-20 06:25:19

Snuggled up in cushions and rugs....
I hope to keep him away from bugs
He`ll snore through winter
He was no sprinter

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Oct-20 09:58:06

Snuggled up in cushions and rugs ...
I hope to keep him away from bugs
He'll snore through winter
He was no sprinter
Come Spring he'll be out chasing slugs.

I read my horoscope today

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henetha Tue 13-Oct-20 10:36:05

I read my horoscope today
It said I'll get rich without delay

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grannylyn65 Tue 13-Oct-20 10:39:56

I don’t have much hope
So I’m going to smoke

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henetha Tue 13-Oct-20 10:58:44

Um, possibly wrong page, grannylyn65?

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henetha Tue 13-Oct-20 11:00:52

Sorry! Or two lines instead of one? Wish I'd minded my own business now! blush

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Oct-20 22:58:35

I read my horoscope today
It said I'll get rich without delay
Said that last year too!

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crazyH Tue 13-Oct-20 23:22:24

I read my horoscope today
It said I'll get rich without delay
Said that last year too!
D'ya think I should sue?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 14-Oct-20 09:33:19

I read my horoscope today
It said I'll get rich without delay
Said that last year too!
D'ya think I should sue?
That reality should sadly dismay.

Perhaps I'll look up to the skies

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henetha Wed 14-Oct-20 10:19:27

Perhaps I'll look up to the skies
And hope for a lovely surprise

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