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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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Juliet27 Tue 06-Oct-20 06:56:01

Metrication does vex me so
Each metre and gram and kilo
But shillings and pence

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FarNorth Tue 06-Oct-20 09:35:25

Metrication does vex me so
Each metre and gram and kilo
But shillings and pence
Make excellent sense

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Oct-20 09:42:50

Metrication does vex me so
Each metre and gram and kilo
But shillings and pence
Make perfect sense
To a new maths course we should go.

Sewing's always been my big thing

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Juliet27 Tue 06-Oct-20 17:09:47

Sewing's always been my big thing
Needlework's not a skill I'd bring

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crazyH Tue 06-Oct-20 19:10:40

Sewing's always been my big thing
Needlework's not a skill I'd bring
Crosstitch is boring

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Juliet27 Tue 06-Oct-20 19:38:30

Sewing's always been my big thing
Needlework's not a skill I'd bring
Crosstitch is boring
But needs exploring

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crazyH Tue 06-Oct-20 22:55:11

Sewing's always been my big thing
Needlework's not a skill I'd bring
Crosstitch is boring
But needs exploring
Of patchwork quilts, their praise I'll sing!!

The history classes were always a pain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 07-Oct-20 10:05:24

The history classes were always a pain
Remembering dates such a strain

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henetha Wed 07-Oct-20 12:00:04

The history classes were always a pain
Remembering dates such a strain
All those kings and queens

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Juliet27 Wed 07-Oct-20 17:26:21

The history classes were always a pain
Remembering dates such a strain
All those kings and queens
Just seemed old has-beens

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crazyH Wed 07-Oct-20 17:28:45

The history classes were always a pain
Remembering dates such a strain
All those kings and queens
Their cruel 'misdemeans'

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Grany Wed 07-Oct-20 20:45:40

The history classes were always a pain
Remembering dates such a strain
All those kings and queens
Their cruel 'misdemeans'
Now find something to entertain

So now I think I'll dance the jig

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Juliet27 Thu 08-Oct-20 04:59:57

So now I think I'll dance the jig
Who's watching, I don't care a fig

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Oct-20 09:27:15

So now I think I'll dance the jig
Who's watching, I don't care a fig
Arms and legs gyrate

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henetha Thu 08-Oct-20 10:19:57

So now I think I'll dance the jig
Who's watching, I don't care a fig
Arms and legs gyrate
But I think I look great

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crazyH Thu 08-Oct-20 12:05:21

But it's very good fun trying
No housework done, I'm not lying

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Oct-20 20:11:35

? crazyH. Perhaps a different limerick?

So now I think I'll dance the jig
Who's watching, I don't care a fig
Arms and legs gyrate
But I think I look great
Until I saw I'd lost my wig

Next time I go near the cake tin

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crazyH Thu 08-Oct-20 20:45:14

Next time I go near the cake tin
I'll turn around, I just won't sin

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FarNorth Thu 08-Oct-20 22:36:01

Next time I go near the cake tin
I'll turn around, I just won't sin
I'll do some press-ups

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crazyH Thu 08-Oct-20 23:18:19

Next time I go near the cake tin
I'll turn around, I just won't sin
I'll do some press-ups
Before the pre-nups

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Oct-20 08:22:53

Next time I go near the cake tin
I'll turn around, I just won't sin
I'll do some press-ups
Before the pre-nups
Hmm, has someone been on the gin?

A stenographer at the Court

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Oct-20 10:02:48

A stenographer at the Court
At excuses tried not to snort

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FarNorth Fri 09-Oct-20 16:03:37

A stenographer at the Court
At excuses tried not to snort
But wrote it all down

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crazyH Fri 09-Oct-20 18:06:55

A stenographer at the Court
At excuses tried not to snort
But wrote it all down
Suppressing a frown

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Tickledpink Fri 09-Oct-20 18:21:52

Suppressing a frown
While their kids ran around

The waiters were dodging and ducking

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