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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Dec-20 19:48:25

Gavin went down to B and Q
Needing to buy much more than glue
Some tools and some tacks
He grabbed from the racks

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Hellogirl1 Thu 24-Dec-20 00:10:12

Gavin went down to B and Q
Needing to buy much more than glue
Some tools and some tacks
He grabbed from the racks
Then joined the orderly queue

They were socially distanced you know

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Dec-20 07:18:29

They were socially distanced you know
And the queue took a long time to flow

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crazyH Thu 24-Dec-20 09:31:34

They were socially distanced you know
And the queue took a long time to flow
Best safe than sorry

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henetha Thu 24-Dec-20 10:18:35

They were socially distanced you know
And the queue took a long time to flow
Best safe than sorry
Or sat in a lorry

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FarNorth Thu 24-Dec-20 17:22:57

They were socially distanced you know
And the queue took a long time to flow
Best safe than sorry
Or sat in a lorry
With nowhere at all you can go.

With purchases Gavin was loaded

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Nell8 Fri 25-Dec-20 09:23:18

With purchases Gavin was loaded
Blood vessel nearly exploded

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Dec-20 10:19:40

With purchases Gavin was loaded
Blood vessels nearly exploded
Time for a cuppa

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Hellogirl1 Sun 27-Dec-20 20:38:26

With purchases Gavin was loaded
Blood vessels nearly exploded
Time for a cuppa
No, wait for supper

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Nell8 Sun 27-Dec-20 21:22:12

With purchases Gavin was loaded
Blood vessels nearly exploded
Time for a cuppa
No, wait for supper
Gav's vim had been quite eroded

Next day Gav delivered the gear

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crazyH Sun 27-Dec-20 23:26:47

Next day Gav delivered the gear
Where’s this going? I’ve no idea

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henetha Mon 28-Dec-20 11:08:17

Next day Gav delivered the gear
Where’s this going? I’ve no idea
He drove to Dover

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Nell8 Mon 28-Dec-20 11:09:56

Next day Gav delivered the gear
Where's this going? I've no idea
Yeah, it's now a bore

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Juliet27 Mon 28-Dec-20 15:16:10

Next day Gav delivered the gear
Where's this going? I've no idea
Yeah, it's now a bore
Turned into a chore

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Hellogirl1 Tue 29-Dec-20 00:27:23

Next day Gavin delivered the gear
Where`s this going? I`ve no idea
Yeah, it`s now a bore
Turned into a chore
Gavin hoped it would bring good cheer

Let`s leave the work till another day

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FarNorth Tue 29-Dec-20 03:33:20

Let's leave the work for one more day
Just lie in the sun's what I say

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crazyH Tue 29-Dec-20 09:08:39

Let's leave the work for one more day
Just lie in the sun's what I say
Relax and enjoy

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henetha Tue 29-Dec-20 10:48:58

Let's leave the work for one more day
Just lie in the sun's what I say
Relax and enjoy
Try not to annoy

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Hellogirl1 Tue 29-Dec-20 23:53:19

Let`s leave the work for one more day
Just lie in the sun`s what I say
Relax and enjoy
Try not to annoy
Or there will be hell to pay

It was frosty outside this morning

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henetha Wed 30-Dec-20 10:20:52

It was frosty outside this morning
I was up before day was dawning

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 30-Dec-20 12:05:35

It was frosty outside this morning
I was up before day was dawning
Brrgh! It's so damn cold

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crazyH Wed 30-Dec-20 15:43:10

It was frosty outside this morning
I was up before day was dawning
Brrgh! It's so damn cold
I can’t even hold

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Juliet27 Wed 30-Dec-20 17:31:00

It was frosty outside this morning
I was up before day was dawning
Brrgh! It's so damn cold
I can’t even hold
My frozen hand still while yawning

Remember sweltering in June?

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FarNorth Thu 31-Dec-20 05:09:22

Remember sweltering in June?
The weather has now changed its tune

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 31-Dec-20 10:21:32

Remembering sweltering in June?
The weather has now changed its tune
It's so damn extreme

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