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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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Nell8 Thu 31-Dec-20 13:08:06

Remember sweltering in June?
The weather has now changed its tune
It's so damn extreme
Kids' noses will stream

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crazyH Thu 31-Dec-20 17:49:19

Remember sweltering in June?
The weather has now changed its tune
It's so damn extreme
Kids' noses will stream
Glad to see back of this Yule

There is a strange lull in the air

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FarNorth Thu 31-Dec-20 17:51:03

There is a strange lull in the air
It's causing us to stop and stare

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crazyH Thu 31-Dec-20 19:57:44

There is a strange lull in the air
It's causing us to stop and stare
No fireworks display

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Hellogirl1 Thu 31-Dec-20 21:56:15

There is a strange lull in the air
It`s causing us to stop and stare
No fireworks display
It`s a tier 4 day

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henetha Fri 01-Jan-21 12:02:59

There is a strange lull in the air
It`s causing us to stop and stare
No fireworks display
It`s a tier 4 day
It's silent and empty, not fair!

I'd like to kick the corona's butt

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crazyH Fri 01-Jan-21 13:13:54

I'd like to kick the corona's butt
Given the chance, I'd bash his nut

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Jan-21 13:50:56

I'd like to kick the corona's butt
Given the chance, I'd bash his nut
Also those who flout

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FarNorth Fri 01-Jan-21 19:05:06

I'd like to kick corona's butt
Given the chance, I'd bash his nut
Also those who flout
By gadding about

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 02-Jan-21 11:22:03

I'd like to kick corona's butt
Given the chance, I'd bash his nut
Also those who flout
By gadding about
With no common sense they all strut.

In olden times, village stocks

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henetha Sat 02-Jan-21 11:25:58

In olden times, village stocks
Were a good way to give short shocks

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FarNorth Sat 02-Jan-21 11:43:00

In olden times, village stocks
Were a good way to give short shocks
I say Bring 'em back!

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crazyH Sat 02-Jan-21 12:22:09

In olden times, village stocks
Were a good way to give short shocks
I say Bring 'em back!
That’s what we do lack

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Nell8 Sat 02-Jan-21 15:44:38

In olden times, village stocks
Were a good way to give short shocks
I say Bring 'em back!
That's what we do lack
Those numpties should get some hard knocks!

I need to shed some weight, but how?

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Juliet27 Sat 02-Jan-21 17:20:36

I need to shed some weight, but how?
Extra treats you must disallow

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Hellogirl1 Sun 03-Jan-21 00:23:25

I need to shed some weight, but how?
Extra treats you must disallow
Say no to sweeties

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FarNorth Sun 03-Jan-21 00:51:46

I need to shed some weight, but how?
Extra treats you must disallow
Say no to sweeties
Or Bye-bye feeties

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crazyH Sun 03-Jan-21 00:57:19

I need to shed some weight, but how?
Extra treats you must disallow
Say no to sweeties
Or Bye-bye feeties
And all those treats that we do love

No matter what, my waist line spreads

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FarNorth Sun 03-Jan-21 01:35:50

No matter what, my waist line spreads
Because I munch chocolate and breads

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 07:40:53

feeties ?
No matter what, my waist line spreads
Because I munch chocolate and breads
With loads of butter

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Nell8 Sun 03-Jan-21 09:11:06

No matter what, my waist line spreads
Because I munch chocolate and breads
With loads of butter
Makes my heart stutter

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henetha Sun 03-Jan-21 12:16:45

No matter what, my waist line spreads
Because I munch chocolate and breads
With loads of butter
Makes my heart stutter
We'll be sorry when we are deads.

So let's live and eat sensibly now

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crazyH Sun 03-Jan-21 12:22:39

So let's live and eat sensibly now
Before we have to take a bow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Jan-21 13:58:04

So let's live and eat sensibly now
Before we have to take a bow
We'll gloat 'cos we're slim

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 15:24:28

let's live and eat sensibly now
Before we have to take a bow
We'll gloat 'cos we're slim
All vigour and vim

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