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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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crazyH Thu 29-Oct-20 10:32:11

So we flirted a bit while we drank,
But when he tried to kiss me, he stank

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Jangran99 Thu 29-Oct-20 19:55:29

So we flirted a bit while we drank,
But when he tried to kiss me, he stank
Your mouth hygiene Max

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Oct-20 21:19:36

So we flirted a bit while we drank,
But when he tried to kiss me, he stank
Your mouth hygiene Max
It discipline lacks

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crazyH Thu 29-Oct-20 21:49:19

So we flirted a bit while we drank,
But when he tried to kiss me, he stank
Your mouth hygiene Max
It discipline lacks
Not going out with someone so rank

We parted ways, and I hoped he had

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henetha Fri 30-Oct-20 11:10:32

We parted ways, and I hoped he had
Learned a lesson about breath so bad

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Oct-20 13:03:28

We parted ways, and I hoped he had
Learned a lesson about breath so bad
Where's the old gas mask?

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crazyH Sat 31-Oct-20 00:03:08

We parted ways, and I hoped he had
Learned a lesson about breath so bad
Where's the old gas mask?
Can he have one, I ask

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henetha Sat 31-Oct-20 10:43:39

We parted ways, and I hoped he had
Learned a lesson about breath so bad
Where's the old gas mask?
Can he have one, I ask
But no, he loaned it to his dad.

Lockdown will soon be here again

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 31-Oct-20 13:49:31

Lockdown will soon be here again
Let's keep calm and practice some Zen

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Grany Sat 31-Oct-20 18:40:04

Lockdown will soon be here again
Let's keep calm and practice some Zen
Read a book or two

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Juliet27 Sat 31-Oct-20 18:45:27

Lockdown will soon be here again
Let's keep calm and practice some Zen
Read a book or two
As it’s deja vu

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henetha Sun 01-Nov-20 11:31:35

Lockdown will soon be here again
Let's keep calm and practice some Zen
Read a book or two
As it’s deja vu
And patiently just count up to ten.

Meanwhile, eat, drink and be merry

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 01-Nov-20 15:56:45

Meanwhile, eat, drink and by merry
Make Christmas cake, drink a sherry

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Jangran99 Sun 01-Nov-20 16:02:59

Meanwhile, eat, drink and be merry
Make Christmas cake, drink a sherry
Get sprouts on to boil

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Grany Sun 01-Nov-20 16:08:19

Meanwhile, eat, drink and be merry
Make Christmas cake, drink a sherry
Get sprouts on to boil
No real hard toil

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crazyH Sun 01-Nov-20 16:34:25

Meanwhile, eat, drink and be merry
Make Christmas cake, drink a sherry
Get sprouts on to boil
No real hard toil
As long as I follow Mary Berry

I've got to get decs from the attic

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Juliet27 Sun 01-Nov-20 22:09:34

I must get deck from the attic
But it will be problematic

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Juliet27 Sun 01-Nov-20 22:10:35

I must get decs from the attic
But it will be problematic

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crazyH Sun 01-Nov-20 22:34:08

I must get decs from the attic
But it will be problematic
The ladder is creaky

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Nov-20 04:27:57

I must get decs from the attic
But it will be problematic
The ladder is creaky
My joints are squeaky

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-Nov-20 09:08:23

I must get decs from the attic
But it will be problematic
The ladder is creaky
My joints are squeaky
I fear a fall that's dramatic.

Perhaps I'll buy new ones instead

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henetha Mon 02-Nov-20 09:41:17

Perhaps I'll buy new ones instead
But I think there's some out in the shed

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Nov-20 19:34:00

Perhaps I'll buy new ones instead
But I think there's some out in the shed
The lights have got damp

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crazyH Mon 02-Nov-20 21:28:23

Perhaps I'll buy new ones instead
But I think there's some out in the shed
The lights have got damp
Are they forty amp?

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henetha Tue 03-Nov-20 10:55:58

Perhaps I'll buy new ones instead
But I think there's some out in the shed
The lights have got damp
Are they forty amp?
Or are they completely dead?

I always craved a tambourine

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