Limericks 14

I lost my purse on my walk today
Not only that, I lost my way
Then retraced my tracks
And met up with Max
"Coffee?" he said, "I'll gladly pay".

So we flirted a bit while we drank,

I lost my purse on my walk today
Not only that, I lost my way
Then retraced my tracks
And met up with Max

I lost my purse on my walk today
Not only that, I lost my way
Then retraced my tracks

I lost my purse on my walk today
Not only that, I lost my way

The police very soon caught him
He was’t that cool really dim
Was stopped in his tracks
Discussed all the facts
Then lost all his vigor and vim.

I lost my purse on my walk today

The police very soon caught him
He was’t that cool really dim
Was stopped in his tracks
Discussed all the facts

The police very soon caught him
He was’t that cool really dim
Was stopped in his tracks
Until they discussed All the facts

The police very soon caught him
He wasn't that cool really dim
Was stopped in his tracks

The police very soon caught him
He wasn't that cool really dim

A smooth tongued lounge lizard from Rhyl
Imagined he’d give girls a thrill
He spoke with a twang
In ears his words rang,
When he left he'd leave you the bill.

The police very soon caught him

A smooth tongued lounge lizard from Rhyl
Imagined he’d give girls a thrill
He spoke with a twang
In ears his words rang

A smooth tongued lounge lizard from Rhyl
Imagined he’d give girls a thrill
He spoke with a twang

A smooth tongued lounge lizard from Rhyl
Imagined he’d give girls a thrill

Yesterday I tidied the cupboards
And found some colourful tabards
I may put one one
To mow my front lawn
The sight of me may scare the birds.

A smooth tongued lounge lizard from Rhyl

Yesterday I tidied my cupboards
And found some colourful tabards
I may put one on
To mow my front lawn

Yesterday I tidied my cupboards
And found some colourful tabards
I may put one on

Yesterday I tidied my cupboards
And found some colourful tabards

I’m just so glad I’m not Boris
Even though he does look like Doris
He needs his hair permed
I've watched him and squirmed
Me and my other half, Horace.

Yesterday I tidied my cupboards

I’m just so glad I’m not Boris
Even though he does look like Doris
He needs his hair permed
I've watched him and squirmed

I’m just so glad I’m not Boris
Even though he does look like Doris
He needs his hair permed

I’m just so glad I’m not Boris
Even though he does look like Doris

So far we’re lucky in the South
While we all cover nose and mouth
I'm sure we'll catch up
In cafes soon sup
The cases are rising in Louth

I’m just so glad I’m not Boris

So far we’re lucky in the South
While we all cover nose and mouth
I'm sure we'll catch up
In cafes soon sup

So far we’re lucky in the South
While we all cover nose and mouth
I'm sure we'll catch up

So far we’re lucky in the South
While we all cover nose and mouth