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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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Jangran99 Thu 04-Feb-21 22:24:40

Exercise and me aren’t best friends
My good intention quite soon ends
A short daily walk
Not stopping to talk
As on this my good health depends.

I’m sitting here to get my jag

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Jangran99 Thu 04-Feb-21 22:26:31

Sorry
I’m waiting here to get my jag

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FarNorth Thu 04-Feb-21 22:34:50

I’m waiting here to get my jag
Though punctured skin isn't my bag

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crazyH Thu 04-Feb-21 22:37:22

I’m waiting here to get my jag
My chauffeur, he will bring my bag

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Jangran99 Thu 04-Feb-21 23:46:33

I’m waiting here to get my jag
Though punctured skin isn't my bag
But it’s for the best

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FarNorth Thu 04-Feb-21 23:46:55

I’m waiting here to get my jag
Though punctured skin is not my bag
With a short, sharp shock

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FarNorth Thu 04-Feb-21 23:47:48

I’m waiting here to get my jag
Though punctured skin is not my bag
But it’s for the best
So I'll joke and jest

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nanna8 Thu 04-Feb-21 23:58:25

I’m waiting here to get my jag
Though punctured skin is not my bag
But it’s for the best
So I’ll joke and jest
And happily try not to gag

A cup of tea to soothe my nerves

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Hellogirl1 Fri 05-Feb-21 00:18:56

A cup of tea to soothe my nerves
There is a handsome man who serves

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 05-Feb-21 12:16:47

A cup of tea to soothe my nerves
There is a handsome man who serves
Tea with cakes sublime

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FarNorth Fri 05-Feb-21 16:21:39

A cup of tea to soothe my nerves
There is a handsome man who serves
Tea with cakes sublime
It's such a nice time

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Feb-21 22:58:03

A cup of tea to soothe my nerves
There is a handsome man who serves
Tea with cakes sublime
It's such a nice time
I do like these Army Reserves

I am still awaiting my call

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Hellogirl1 Fri 05-Feb-21 23:55:49

I am still awaiting my call
Just like Cinders to go to the ball

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FarNorth Sat 06-Feb-21 03:26:41

I am still awaiting my call
Just like Cinders to go to the ball
I'm in my glad rags

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nanna8 Sat 06-Feb-21 06:21:09

I am still awaiting my call
Just like Cinders to go to the ball
I’m in my glad rags
I’m taking some mags

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Feb-21 08:01:15

I am still awaiting my call
Just like Cinders to go to the ball
I’m in my glad rags
I’m taking some mags
For after the jab in the hall

Hope there’ll be no after effects

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Jangran99 Sat 06-Feb-21 10:24:00

Hope there’ll be no after effects
My friend has none that she detects

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crazyH Sat 06-Feb-21 10:48:13

Hope there’ll be no after effects
My friend has none that she detects
I’m scared of needles

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Hellogirl1 Sun 07-Feb-21 00:39:57

Hope there`ll be no after effects
My friend has none that she detects
I`m scarfed of needles
But the nurse wheedles

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 01:17:53

Hope there`ll be no after effects
My friend has none that she detects
I`m scared of needles
But the nurse wheedles
Don’t follow the deniers sects

So slowly I roll up my sleeve

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 01:49:59

So slowly I roll up my sleeve
And now I can’t possibly leave

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 01:51:56

So slowly I roll up my sleeve
And now I can’t possibly leave
My mouth dry with fear

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 02:13:32

So slowly I roll up my sleeve
And now I can’t possibly leave
My mouth dry with fear
‘You’ll be alright dear’

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 02:39:36

So slowly I roll up my sleeve
And now I can’t possibly leave
My mouth dry with fear
‘You’ll be alright dear’
And so to that thought I must cleave.

The neighbour next door is an ass

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nanna8 Sun 07-Feb-21 03:49:12

The neighbour next door is an ass
His comments exceedingly crass

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