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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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henetha Sat 28-Nov-20 11:54:19

I once found myself stuck in the shed
He locked me and went off to bed
It sure was chilly
But a guy called Billy

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Nov-20 07:54:00

I once found myself stuck in the shed
He locked me and went off to bed
It sure was chilly
But a guy called Billy
Came by to help out when I pled

The shed's gone and Bill's my new man

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 29-Nov-20 07:59:25

The shed's gone and Bill's my new man
Such a gent, and what's more he can ...

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henetha Sun 29-Nov-20 11:43:16

The shed's gone and Bill's my new man
Such a gent, and what's more he can ...
Cook a lovely roast

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FarNorth Sun 29-Nov-20 12:17:56

The shed's gone and Bill's my new man
Such a gent, and what's more he can ...
Cook a lovely roast
With never a boast

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Hellogirl1 Mon 30-Nov-20 00:06:01

The shed`s gone and Bill is my man
Such a gent, and what`s more he can....
Cook a lovely roast
With never a boast
Oh, what a gem of a man.

His Yorkshires are light as a dream

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FarNorth Mon 30-Nov-20 00:19:21

His Yorkshires are light as a dream
Then he whips up a trifle with cream

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 30-Nov-20 08:51:08

His Yorkshires are light as a dream
Then he whips us a trifle with cream
And - he mends my bike

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henetha Mon 30-Nov-20 10:31:47

His Yorkshires are light as a dream
Then he whips us a trifle with cream
And - he mends my bike
Oh, him I do like,

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FarNorth Mon 30-Nov-20 12:49:54

His Yorkshires are light as a dream
Then he whips up a trifle with cream
And - he mends my bike
Oh, him I do like,
It's great to have Bill on my team.

Together we'll take on the world!

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Juliet27 Mon 30-Nov-20 12:54:59

Together we'll take on the world!
With our new battle flag unfurled

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crazyH Mon 30-Nov-20 14:37:09

I once found myself stuck in the shed
He locked me and went off to bed
It sure was chilly
I phoned dear Billy

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crazyH Mon 30-Nov-20 14:44:24

Sorry, just ignore?
Together we'll take on the world!
With our new battle flag unfurled
Nothing can touch us

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Juliet27 Mon 30-Nov-20 14:45:06

sorry Crazy, we'd moved on

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crazyH Mon 30-Nov-20 14:47:34

?

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Juliet27 Mon 30-Nov-20 14:49:34

Together we'll take on the world!
With our new battle flag unfurled
Nothing can touch us
We deserve A plus

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 01-Dec-20 11:23:35

Together we'll take on the world
With our new battle flag unfurled
Nothing can touch us
We deserve A plus
As round the dance floor we swirled.

Our dreams are so fantastic

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FarNorth Tue 01-Dec-20 12:19:32

Our dreams are really fantastic
But budget isn't elastic

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crazyH Tue 01-Dec-20 12:55:44

Our dreams are really fantastic
But budget isn't elastic
Can't even afford

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Dec-20 07:16:55

Our dreams are really fantastic
But budget isn't elastic
Can't even afford
A new ironing board

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henetha Wed 02-Dec-20 11:00:41

Our dreams are really fantastic
But budget isn't elastic
Can't even afford
A new ironing board
Mine's old and is made of plastic.

So it's now all bent and twisted

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FarNorth Wed 02-Dec-20 11:02:43

So it's now all bent and twisted
Why ever have I persisted?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Dec-20 12:27:36

So it's now all bent and twisted
Why ever have I persisted?
It's make do and mend

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Hellogirl1 Thu 03-Dec-20 00:32:45

So it`s now all bent and twisted
Why ever have I persisted?
It`s make do and mend,
Drives me round the bend

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Juliet27 Thu 03-Dec-20 07:37:20

So it`s now all bent and twisted
Why ever have I persisted?
It`s make do and mend,
Drives me round the bend
I must buy the cheapest listed

I should have used Black Friday

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