VERSATILE VERSE 3

Then off on a honeymoon far away in the sun
But take factor 50, sunburn isn’t fun.

Tomatoes look good red, but humans do not.

Tomatoes look good red, but humans do not.
So do try to find a cool shady spot.

Or maybe sit under a big beach umbrella

Or maybe sit under a big beach umbrella
And Pentatonix singing songs a capella.

A waiter with drinks and delectable food

A waiter with drinks and delectable food
He seems to know what I'll like, and anticipates my mood

The service is good and I am spoilt indeed

The service is good and I am spoilt indeed
The really my new bridegroom is everything I need.

I gaze into his eyes, his gaze so blue and cool

I gaze into his eyes, his gaze so blue and cool
I wonder. is this for real or am I being a fool?

It could be the greatest fun of all my life

It could be the greatest fun of all my life
Or will I become another downtrodden wife?

Well if I do, these days divorce is really easy

Well if I do, these days, divorce is really easy
The though that it might not last, makes me feel queasy.

For better, for worse? Well I’m hoping it’s better.

For better, for worse? Well I’m hoping it’s better.
Does anyone ever follow the letter?

When it gets too hot, get out of the kitchen

When it gets too hot, get out of the kitchen
Something you don’t like, then don’t read it, stop bitchin’!

There’s plenty to enjoy if only you look

There's plenty to enjoy if only you look
That's the advice from Granny which I took

Find something new that's the spice of life

Find something new that's the spice of life
And if you're unhappy find a new wife.

Or better still, just play the field for a while

Or better still, just play the field for a while
You’ll be walking around with a permanent smile

Then maybe one day the right one you’ll find

Then maybe one day the right one you'll find
doesn't need to be good looking if he's humorous and kind

the older I get, the more good character matters

the older I get, the more good character matters
My friends agree, when we have girly chatters.

It's not about looks, it's about being nice

It’s not about looks, it’s about being nice
And those other virtues that don’t have a price.

Sometimes the best you can do is to listen

Sometimes the best you can do is to listen
Even if they are sad and a tear might glisten

A shoulder to lean on is priceless indeed

A shoulder to lean on is priceless indeed
try telling the young, but will they heed?

If I had my time again what changes I would make

If I had my time again what changes I would make
I’ll exercise more and eat less cake

But what’s the point of depriving one’s self

But what’s the point of depriving one’s self
And sitting here alone like a sad little elf.

So eat, drink and be merry while you can

So eat, drink and be merry while you can
A brilliant idea, that’s now my plan

And when I’m allowed, I’ll be off overseas

And when I’m allowed, I’ll be off overseas
Where the air is warm, and rain doesn’t freeze

I won’t take a plane cos there’s too many folks

I won't take a plane cos there's too many folks
The ferry is much better despite the strange blokes

They hang about on the deck watching the sea

They hang about on the deck, watching the sea
(And when I was younger, they’d likely watch me)

But just a few hours . . . et je serais en France

But just a few hours . . . et je serais en France
A visit to Paris, then down to Provence

I’ll stay there a while for the sun, food and wine