VERSATILE VERSE 3

And then I’d like to see the new James Bond
Of Sean Connery I was rather fond....

I could with a dose of double 0 seven

I could with a dose of double O seven
I would definitely feel as though in heaven

Living the high life just like on screen

A re-run of the Sound of Music would be nice,
I'd love that, would sit through it twice

And then I'd see the new James Bond
If someone could just wave a wand?

Oh, just to please myself once more

Oh sorry.......remember to refresh !

Living the high life just like on screen
Glamorous and exciting so perhaps it's just a dream?

Reality is now days quite mundane

Reality is now days quite mundane
What happened to make life so plain?

An empty cinema's not the place

An empty cinema's not the place
To bother with make up on your face

I've developed some really bad habits

I’ve developed some really bad habits
With my new suitor, we’re at it like rabbits

Thank heavens we don’t need to take precautions

Thank heavens we don't need to take precautions
He's very handsome - unless my glasses are causing distortions!

Perhaps a visit to the opticians is a good idea?

Perhaps a visit to the opticians is a good idea?
As 'you're suffering from delusions' said my friend Mia.

I'll get some specs in a very bright red

I'll get some specs in a very bright red
They'll match your nose, my brother said

Or maybe nothing quite so daring

Or maybe nothing quite so daring
It might look like my acne's flaring

Don't want to draw attention to my zits

Don't want to draw attention to my zits
But I can distract them by flashing some of my other bits

I have very long legs and like short shirts

Sorry!
I have very long legs and like short skirts

I have very long legs and like short skirts
In school I was one of the biggest flirts

I try batting my eye lids now and then

I try batting my eyelids now and then
It seems to work on susceptible men

Others resist my attempts at come hither

Others resist my attempts at come hither
Would be nice to see chaps dither

Hope my eyelashes survive to flirt another day

Hope my eyelashes survive to flirt another day
Mascara was heavy, thick and dark it lay

Hope my eyelashes survive to flirt another day
Mascara was heavy, thick and dark it lay

Making my eyes like dark secret pools

(sorry Crazy, I invented your third line for you)

Making my eyes like dark secret pools
Or is it a delusion when all of us girls really look like fools ?

I wonder if make-up is really necessary

I wonder if make-up is really necessary
Said a little girl with lips like cherries

I think I'll wait until I'm grown

I think I'll wait until I'm grown
I'll be constantly on my mobile phone

playing games and texting friends

playing games and texting friends
Skipping work and following trends,

Then reality hits,- I'm old and poor

Then reality hits - I’m old and poor
No one to help me, that’s for sure

I’ll certainly need to be a lot more savvy

I'll certainly need to be a lot more savvy
Although no one has ever said my tastes are chavvy

I might need to do whatever makes some money