Limericks 15

When can we go back line dancin'?
We miss the chance for romancin’
With stomp, turn and slide
Line by line, side by side

When can we go back line dancin'?
We miss the chance for romancin’
With stomp, turn and slide
Line by line, side by side
It truly is life enhancin'.

A fabulous female from Freuchie.....(careful)

A fabulous female from Freuchie
Decided to travel to Newquay

A fabulous female from Freuchie
Decided to travel to Newquay
She went out in the surf

A fabulous female from Freuchie
Decided to travel to Newquay
She went out in the surf
Got as blue as a smurf

A fabulous female from Freuchie
Decided to travel to Newquay
She went out in the surf
Got blue as a smurf
Now she's seen as being kooky.

She met a young surfer called Tom

She met a young surfer called Tom
Who she felt was quite a sex bomb

She met a young surfer called Tom
Who she felt was quite a sex bomb
He lit up her fire

She met a young surfer called Tom
Who she felt was quite a sex bomb
He lit up her fire
Filled her with desire

She met a young surfer called Tom
Who she felt was quite a sex bomb
He lit up her fire
Filled her with desire
Then dumped her, the man has no gorm!!!

She cried for days, heartbroken lass

She cried for days, heartbroken lass
But like most things, this too will pass

She cried for days, heartbroken lass
But like most things, this too will pass
She'll find another

She cried for days, heartbroken lass
But like most things, this too will pass
She'll find another
Yes, with no bother

She cried for days, heartbroken lass
But like most things, this too will pass
She'll find another
Yes, with no bother
With a new sweetheart she'll surpass.

Off to town with no backward glance

Off to town with no backward glance
To lead a man a song and dance

Off to town with no backward glance
To lead a man a song and dance
And with her new beau

Off to town with no backward glance
To lead a man a song and dance
And with her new beau
As always, in tow

Off to town with no backward glance
To lead a man a song and dance
And with her new beau
As always, in tow
In his fancy pants

He always wore the latest styles

He always wore the latest styles
And practised his flirtatious smiles

He always wore the latest styles
And practised his flirtatious smiles
Girls flocked round him

He always wore the latest styles
And practised his flirtatious smiles
Girls flocked around him
Never shy or prim

He always wore the latest styles
And practised his flirtatious smiles
Girls flocked around him
Never shy or prim
Young fillies followed him from miles.

He got in the gossip columns

He got in the gossip column
He then took a vow so solemn

He got in the gossip column
He then took a vow so solemn
Never to err

He got in the gossip column
He then took a vow so solemn
Never to err
Or be known as a cur