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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:45:47

How did that ‘a’ slip in?

A passionate preacher from Perth

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:52:57

A passionate preacher from Perth
Was asked to help a mum give birth

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crazyH Fri 04-Sept-20 18:12:29

A passionate preacher from Perth
Was asked to help a mum give birth
"A forceps I need"

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May7 Fri 04-Sept-20 20:06:14

A passionate preacher from Perth
Was asked to help a mum give birth
"A forceps I need"
For this is indeed

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crazyH Fri 04-Sept-20 20:51:15

A passionate preacher from Perth
Was asked to help a mum give birth
"A forceps I need"
For this is indeed
A matter of narrow girth.

The baby finally came out screaming

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Sept-20 06:09:18

The baby when born was screaming
And the preacher’s face was beaming

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crazyH Sat 05-Sept-20 09:14:42

The baby when born was screaming
And the preacher’s face was beaming
A job was well done

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FarNorth Sat 05-Sept-20 10:06:42

The baby when born was screaming
And the preacher’s face was beaming
A job was well done
It was time for fun

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crazyH Sat 05-Sept-20 10:48:43

The baby when born was screaming
And the preacher’s face was beaming
A job was well done
It was time for fun
Dancing until time for leaving

When I went for a walk last night

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Annum Sat 05-Sept-20 12:10:04

When I went for a walk last night
I suffered one hell of a fright

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Sept-20 12:13:10

When I went for a walk last night
I suffered one hell of a fright
For out from some rocks

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May7 Sat 05-Sept-20 13:20:45

When I went for a walk last night
I suffered one hell of a fright
For out from some rocks
Jumped a man just in socks!!

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crazyH Sat 05-Sept-20 13:50:57

When I went for a walk last night
I suffered one hell of a fright
For out from some rocks
Jumped a man just in socks!!
Blimey, that was quite a sight!!!

I was in a Monastery for a while

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Grany Sat 05-Sept-20 14:19:49

I was in a Monastery for a while
Nothing happening for a mile

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 05-Sept-20 15:22:07

I was in a Monastery for a while
Nothing happening for a mile
It all seemed so dull

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Sept-20 16:11:52

I was in a Monastery for a while
Nothing happening for a mile
It all seemed so dull
Sent out of my skull

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Annum Sat 05-Sept-20 16:19:05

I was in a Monastery for a while
Nothing happening for a mile
It all seemed so dull
Sent out of my skull
And the food was constantly vile.

But my mind became very clear

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Sept-20 18:34:35

But my mind became very clear
And also felt full of good cheer

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FarNorth Sat 05-Sept-20 19:07:32

But my mind became very clear
And also felt full of good cheer
And when I got home

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Sept-20 19:11:12

But my mind became very clear
And also felt full of good cheer
And when I got home
Felt no need to roam

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crazyH Sat 05-Sept-20 21:24:13

But my mind became very clear
And also felt full of good cheer
And when I got home
Felt no need to roam
And nothing or no one to fear.

For once my dull garden looks good

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May7 Sat 05-Sept-20 22:58:28

For once my dull garden looks good
And all of my plants are in bud

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Jangran99 Sun 06-Sept-20 00:31:22

For once my dull garden looks good
And all of my plants are in bud
They like a wee chat

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FarNorth Sun 06-Sept-20 00:34:12

For once my dull garden looks good
And all of my plants are in bud
They like a wee chat
With Hazel the cat

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crazyH Sun 06-Sept-20 09:09:44

For once my dull garden looks good
And all of my plants are in bud
They like a wee chat
With Hazel the cat
Who shares with them, her food.

She then comes in, looking for more

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