Wednesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Weird and Wonderful, Brain Whirling Teaser

Allo ebbrywun. Ope yooz awl avin a nysse mawnin. I wub gummee bairs! Wez kan av nubber piknik! A gummee bairs piknik!

Ooh Miss- it’s Fyre Sayftee Dae wen we az a vysyt from dem
gorjys dedicaytd fyremun ??‍? an dey tel uz not to bee playin wiv machis ?

But Pants juss majin - sposin weez ad aksdent wiv machis wile the -gorjys- dedicaytd fyremun ar ear. Thayd av too wesskyoo uss! Woodun tha be iksitin!!!!

Allo oll. I cum up wiv bofe ansurs an am very shoor dey is bofe rong. It reely hurts mine hed dooin these pussles but I do try

Ooo fyrmen..... Vey can av sum ov my gummi bares xx

(Oh poo - I didn't do the strikeout properly, only one dash each end )

I can’t do it this morning Miss. I can work out the others but can’t get the ring!

dragonfly just look at the middle line: ring = bear divided by ring. Switch it round so it's a multiplication instead, i.e. bear = ring x ring.

Morning orl. ?
If I ‘ad red da kweston proplee i mite hav got a rite anser. But I fort it waz wun ov dose pickturs wot woz from a funnee angul an’ I pee emmed Miss ‘wot’ I saw, ‘not how’ meni maches I saw.
I fink I shud sit in da dunces corna.

Fank goodness I don't like gummie bares

Aha, I thought the division sign was an add sign Bath! No wonder I couldn't work it out!! Thank you!

Yoo can hav sum likrish instead Cally? Ive brort sum fore da fiwrmen, its red likrish cawld fiwrmens hozes.

Same here Squiffy I eventually realised when I zoomed in. Not sure that it’s made much difference to my ability to work it out

Likrish yes please, Puzzler

Will it give me the runs tho?
It's a lacksertif

Ooh Callistemon ifn ewe az the runs ewe cud elp the fyremuns run owt their ozes!?

Werr is that norty Doodle? An Oopsadaisy! I bet they is angin rown the bacco the fyrenjin polyshin the fyremuns elmet......?

Sorry I haven't been in with the apples, class.
My consultant phoned with some good news about my new treatment.
I'm going into hospital at some point in the next few weeks....I hope.
Risky, but necessary. my spirits have lifted! It does mean I will be shielding even longer, but that's a small price to pay!


Bathsheba gets the golden apple for being first. Class swot again!
Pantglas ?
Puzzler ?
Grannynannywanny
Pittcity ?
Saxifrage ?
Callistemon ?
Squiffy ?
Craftygranny ?
Callistemon?
Doodle ?

I hope I haven't missed anyone. It's hard work, doing corrections.

Matches

The answer is NOT 6 nor 10, sorry!

I'm crossed eyed reading the PMs! I think I have everyone!

I have picked strawberries ?from the garden for the following people for getting the matches question correct.

Grannynannywanny ?
Bathsheba ?
Craftygranny ?
PittCity*?
Doodle?

If I have missed anyone, I'm sure you will let me know!

So pleased to hear your good news MissMaryDoll. I know the girls will be delighted if I agree to take over.

Fortunately for you, the girls will not be able to visit.

Fanks Miss an ere is the Skool Sheeld ?fore to keap ewe Sayfe! Wen ewe goes to horspittle I wil orgnyse a klass trip to vysit - wone dat bea fun??

Ooh I got nubba gowldn appul! I kan poot it on mine dwessn taibl wiv my uvva wun. (Snot reelee a dwessn taibl, iss a jesta drores, but I awlwase wontid a dwessn taibl, so das wot I korl it)

I yam so pleezd fore yoo Miss an I reelee ope yoo get yore ostipul poyntmet soon!

Gurlz wes wiw awl av to pwaktiss been reelee gud fore wen scairy Miss taiks ova. Praps we kan ask Oops to giv uss sum behaibeeor lessns in bwaik tyme.

Pantglas our posts must have crossed. You will not be going anywhere. Anyway, Miss wants to get better, not have a relapse.

Thanks for the apple and strawberry Miss. I’m shocked to get 2 correct answers.
Delighted to hear you’ve had some uplifting news this morning and hope your treatment will be really beneficial for you ?

Delighted at your news Miss. it will make you much better. Hurray ?

Bath if yoos got lotta goldun appuls (Well Done!) - yoo
kan sell dem and it will maek yoo loadsa ? ££’s ,
an’ yoo kan bye a lubly dressin tabul wot yoos alays wantd.