Sunday Maths Puzzle: Mad Miss Marydoll's Simple, Problem Solving For Sophisticated, Smart, Sassy, Sophisticated Students. ?

Ooh yes the answers. just a tick

276
951
438

4 11 14 5
6 13 12 3
9 2 7 16
15 8 1 10
I didn't copy honest
I'm going to check our cabbage patch if there is a baby there can I keep it?

276
951
438

4 11 14 5
6 13 12 3
9 2 7 16

Wait for me Doodle! I don’t want another baby, you can have mine ??

Oops....I made a mistake. Last line is 15, 8, 1, 10

My mum always sez that babies come from the stork. But I've looked lodes of times in the big tub of stork margereen in the frige and I've never founed any babies in it.
Please Miss is my mum fibbing Miss? Cos that's rong. She's always teling me of for telling lyes.

Doh! Forgot last line ?

15 8 1 10

I haven’t got nits! I’ve got nitiative! That’s why I’m having a promoshun from Monitor to Perfect isn’t it Miss?

And them sherbet dabs will make you sick Doodle, just like wot I woz after the....um, the, er, stumack bug ? wot I caughted - better giv em to me to put on Miss’s desk!

Miss is a long time coming to check on us - praps she’s gone for a lie down.....hope she remembers to jump up and down after!

Right class, enough of this talk about babies!

The the Headteacher will be giving that talk, I'm too busy clutching my pearls at the very thought of it. ?

It's Sunday innit.
Why do we have homewerk on Sundays?

[sigh]

2 7 6
9 5 1
4 3 8

4 11 14 5
6 13 12 3
9 2 7 16
15 8 1 10

Any mistakes are typos not my maths

Gosh you are a clever lot.

The prize tonight is that I have managed to get you all a Tesco delivery slot, just let me know what you need!
Doodle, no alcohol allowed!

The exception is Wila, not sure what to give her.
Do they have Tesco in the USA?

Ooh Miss aren’t you clever! I’ve heard about Sacks on the Beach so that’d be good for us lightin the end of term -BQ wouldn’t it? Shall I be -BQ Monitor ....I’ll need nother baj!

miss please could I have some Durex from Tesco. I want to paint my bedroom ?

Oh and some cream de meth for cleaning the paint brushes.?

Chocolate please Miss, lots and lots and lots
And liqueur chocolates if we're not allowed

Girrrrrrrls! (Miss Jean Brodie voice)

I have clutched my pearls so much, they have snapped!!!! ?

Scrabbling around on the floor, trying to find them for you!!

Now I can't get up again, please pass my chocolate to me

Now then Callistemon you were first in the queue for Sacks on the Beach ? - stop pretending to be virginal and look for oysters like David Attenborough!

Sorry about the nitiatives Pantglas I thought they were little nits. I didn't find a baby in the cabbage patch but I found lots of worms I've put them in Misses desk for safe keeping. Is that a white aniseed ball?? I love them UGH!

trisher what will Miss say when she sees all those worms? You’d better tell her they woz panglas’ nits wots grown. ?

Ooh Doodle you are clever. I never knew nits grew into worms. Did you do it in blology?

Nora the Nit Nurse says my nits avent grown Doodle but my nitiative as......totherwise Miss wouldn’t ave promoted me from Perfect to Head liceGirl unless I woz worvy!

Did you feed you nitiativ Pantglas ? What did it eat?

Yes trisher all nitiative needs adding to on a regiwlar baysis- just keep pooting on nother dollop of application and talent and you’ll be lost forever laughing

pantglas as your not oat I’ve has grown is that why you’ve got a big head? ?

Yes Doodle my big Ed is totally due to me feeding ‘im lots of oats.... Mister Ed the talking horse, my favourite tv programme! Wot woz yorz?