Saturday's Maths : Miss MaryDoll's Scintillating, Seriously, Satisfying, Simple, Saturday Starter.

Ooh Callistemon you fibber! you said they were too hard. I thought that meant you wouldn't do them. You just want a cream egg!

A sook, (as we call them in Glasgow) requested them.

By the way, those are the easy ones!

Here I am Miss, late again but been to Tesco for some chookie eggs for you - nice brown free range ones ( not doing orgasmic stuff again - it got me into trouble)

The answer is 6 (cos everyone says it is) and we’re sposed to do Teamwork aren’t we?

Cor Miss I didn’t realise there would be school on Saturday.
Sorry. Can I eat my breakfast in class? ?

marydoll. It was me - my mum used to call me a sook when I tried to get into her good books. Also - don’t be a sookie-ma-toorie. Off to work out the magic squares.

You fibber Doodle! I called for you on the way to school but you ran off because you said that you was meeting Big Jim round the back of the bike shed and he'd got some Woodbines for you. Ner ner na ner ner! I wouldn't have split on you if you'd have let me come with you.

Well I’m here now chewy. Telling tales.?

And I’m going to be different. I think the answer is the two test tubes in a rack. So there. So to any who think I copy that’s showing you ?

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Oh I'm so glad to see you all, my favourite class. ?

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That’s the first one. Can’t find my pencil case so doing them in my head. Who’s seen my pencil case it’s got tiger stripes on it and a Pom Pom tassel?

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There that’s the second one. Anyone got some sweeties to share ?

chewy. Big Jim’s friend says he likes you. Do you want me to pass him a note. ? PS he’s only got one leg and a parrot ?

Oh Doodle what on earth was in those fags?! I’m feeling very ? ? You been using dandelion leaves again?

Please MissDoll I need to be excused. Quickly!! ?

Agree with all the other answers on here!

squiffy’s being sick in the toilet Miss. Shall I take her home ??

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The magic squares were very easy Miss, but I did enjoy them.

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Bathsheba, I do have more difficult ones, it's hard to pitch it to suit most people. ?

bathsheba ? (goes away mumbling...just coz you’re good at maths ?)

Hmph! You just wanna go home early Doodle! I’m going to stay til the end, cos it’s Teamwork, isn’t it Miss? Everyone getting the answers and me shouting them out, tee hee!

I agree with the other answers for the squares. I like these easy ones, makes me feel that I am not as thick as I thought!

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Doodle, are you still wearing pajamas? Calistemon, I forgot to tell you yesterday, that your other name suits you too.

Had trouble sleeping last night and woke up late this morning. No potato puffs in our delivery, but DH and I did have a tasty 'Brunch' (ham, eggs, croissant, juice and coffee) which was bigger than breakfast but not quite lunch and it's just about noon here.

Anyway, I concur with all of you, so I'll just have some of those delicious creme eggs that Miss keeps talking about!

OK....I know. I have to earn them....

Puzzle #1: Answer is 6

Magic Squares:

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It's OK Miss I like easy magic squares the best (I'm not much good at the harder ones ?)

Sorry I'm late all, I was dealing with a latecomer on the Thursday thread, who left a comment.

Well done all of you for solving the puzzles. No point in me posting the answers, you have done all the work for me.
I was going to give you all ? ? ??, but there were none in the Tesco delivery. Actually I forgot to order them.?

As compensation, I have a special treat, but please don't tell the school dentist ? or I'm for it. ,

I'm off to sort tomorrow's puzzles and ensure that no-one can be picky about them.
Check out Thursday's puzzle, to see what I mean.