Limericks 14

Eggs are good for us, we are told
One a day, but two, if you're old
But I don’t like yolk
Unlike other folk

Eggs are good for us, we are told
One a day, but two if you're oldI
But I don't like yolk
Unlike other folk
I'd much rather eat green mould! ?

A chicken crossed over the road

A chicken crossed over the road
It was meant to be meeting a toad

A chicken crossed over the road
It was meant to be meeting a toad
But along came a bus

A chicken crossed over the road
It was meant to be meeting a toad
But along came a bus
Oh dear, what a fuss

A chicken crossed over the road
It was meant to be meeting a toad
But along came a bus
Oh dear, what a fuss
The chicken didn't live to be old.

But the toad hopped away quite unharmed

But the road hopped away quite unharmed
She met a boy toad and was charmed

But the toad hopped away quite unharmed
She met a boy toad and was charmed

They croaked at each other

But the toad hopped away quite unharmed
She met a boy toad and was charmed
They croaked at each other
He became her first lover

But the toad hopped away quite unharmed
She met a boy toad and was charmed
They croaked at each other
He became her first lover

And the tadpoles that followed were calm.

The pond in the garden was full,

The pond in the garden was full.
It was full of a whole lot of wool!

The pond in the garden was full.
It was full of a whole lot of wool!
A sheep that was swimming

The pond in the garden was full.
It was full of a whole lot of wool!
A sheep that was swimming
In water brimming

The pond in the garden was full.
It was full of a whole lot of wool!
A sheep that was swimming
In water brimming
Had shed its thick fleece to keep cool.

This weather is really too hot

This weather is really too hot
But I’ve found a nice shady spot

This weather is really too hot
But I've found a nice shady spot
At last it is raining

This weather is really too hot
But I've found a nice shady spot
At last it is raining
I'm not complaining

This weather is really too hot
But I've found a nice shady spot
At last it is raining
I'm not complaining
As it had become too hot to trot.

There was a lady who found extreme weather

There was a lady who found extreme weather
Made her very bad tempered and all of a blether

There was a lady who found extreme weather,
Made her very bad tempered and all of a blether,
She stomped off to bed

There was a lady who found extreme weather,
Made her very bad tempered and all of a blether,
She stomped off to bed
Ice pack on her head

There was a lady who found extreme weather,
Made her bad tempered and all of a blether,
She stomped off to bed
Ice pack on her head
Where she now lies in the altogether

There was an old bloke in a boat

There was an old bloke in a boat
His pets were a skunk and a goat

There was an old bloke in a boat
His legs were a skunk and a boat
The skunk was so smelly

There was an old bloke in a boat
His pets were a skunk and a goat
The skunk was so smelly
He smeared it with jelly