Limericks 13

Let's hope his next attempt will be better
He's definitely not a jet-setter

Let's hope his next attempt will be better
And that he’ll follow rules to the letter

Let's hope his next attempt will be better
And that he’ll follow rules to the letter
Subject in view

Let's hope his next attempt will be better
And that he’ll follow rules to the letter
Subject in view
Smile on cue

Let's hope his next attempt will be better
And that he’ll follow rules to the letter
Subject in view
Smile on cue
But the only animal snapped was a setter

An aspiring young student of RADA

An aspiring young student of RADA
Decided to spend her gap year in Bermuda

An aspiring young student of RADA
Decided to spend he gap year in Bermuda
But having looked at the beach

An aspiring young student of RADA
Decided to spend he gap year in Bermuda
But having looked at the beach
It wasn't a peach

An aspiring young student of RADA
Decided to spend her gap year in Bermuda
But having looked at the beach
It wasn't a peach
So she packed up and moved to Granada

A talented young artist from Crewe

A talented young artist from Crewe

Went out with a man from the ‘Pru

When he picked up the cash

A talented young artist from Crewe
Went out with a man from the ‘Pru
When he picked up the cash
Said, " come on, let's dash"

A talented young artist from Crewe
Went out with a man from the ‘Pru
When he picked up the cash
Said, " come on, let's dash"
I'm really desperate for a brew.

They went into the nearest Wetherspoons

They went into the nearest Wetherspoons
Where all their pals gathered most afternoons

They went into the nearest Wetherspoons
Where all their pals gathered most afternoons
They were fed two for a tenner,

They went into the nearest Wetherspoons
Where all their pals gathered most afternoons
They were fed two for a tenner,
And drank beer from the cellar

Where all their pals gathered most afternoons
They were fed two for a tenner
And drank beer from the cellar
And spent the evening singing show tunes

When choosing my favourite wallpaper

When choosing my favourite wallpaper
I always have a word with my draper

When choosing my favourite wallpaper
I always have a word with my draper
"Can you colour match this?"

When choosing my favourite wallpaper
I always have a word with my draper
"Can you colour match this?"
Or 'shall I give it a miss?'

When choosing my favourite wallpaper
I always have a word with my draper
"Can you colour match this?"
Or 'shall I give it a miss?'
But he felt I should just end this caper

In the garden I’ve seen a large rat ?

In the garden I’ve seen a large rat ?
It better quickly change its habitat

In the garden I`ve seen a large rat
It better quickly change it`s habitat
My cat has just seen it,

In the garden I`ve seen a large rat
It better quickly change it`s habitat
My cat has just seen it,
But she’s far too unfit

In my garden I’ve seen a large rat
It better quickly change its habitat
My cat has just seen it
But she’s far to unfit
I’d better go out with my bat

A man on the bus started sneezing

coincidence - in limericks 12 a man on a bus sneezed too ?

A man in the bus started sneezing
This virus is obviously not easing