Versatile Verse 2

Pity it’s too cold for him to take a dip in the water
Wait till Spring? Perhaps we ought-er

Maybe we’ll take a trip to Spain instead

He's looking at Devon for a short weekend break
Perhaps a log cabin by a lake

Pity it's too cold for him to take a dip in the water!

As long as he's single, solvent and has a nice car
We can travel, take holidays and go very far

He's looking a Devon for a short weekend break

My next one will be tall, dark and handsome
Or blonde, redheaded, I'm willing to chance some.

As long as he's single, solvent and has a nice car

I might put a spanner in his works
I know how to pick ‘em - they’re mostly berks!

My next one will be tall, dark and handsome

I’ll beckon him back and offer him tea
We’ll see if he puts his hand on my knee

I might put a spanner in his works

Maybe he wants to fix my boiler
Who wouldn't want a hardworking toiler.?

I'll beckon him back and offer him tea

I’ll show him the door and throw him out
But maybe that’s not what it’s all about

Maybe he wants to fix my boiler

What if he suggests something sadistic?
I'll just have to be quite realistic.

I'll show him the door and throw him out

I expect he’s brought his medication
I’m approaching this with trepidation

What if he suggests something sadistic?

Laughing and joking and splashing about
I do hope it won't exacerbate his gout..

I expect he's brought his medication

Wish I’d been a bit more choosy
But I love seeing him in the jacuzzi

Laughing and joking and splashing about

Out of the house and into his Merc
Hopping into his pants - what a berk!

Wish I’d been a little more choosy

He’d welcome me with open arms
And succumb to my wiley charms.

We'll plan a tryst about once a week
Under cover of darkness he will sneak

Out of the house and into his Merc

He’d welcome me with open arms
And succumb to my wiley charms.

We'll plan a tryst about once a week

I'm sure he lives in a fabulous pad
With a wife and kids that drive him mad

He’d welcome me with open arms

If not I will go for a paddle
The donkeys might be there for me to staddle

I'm sure he lives in a fabulous pad

A trip to Margate where Mr Darcy lives
I'll be first in line, let's see if he gives ....

To see if this thread would continue
I placed a bet - 100 quid will win you

A trip to Margate where Mr Darcy lives

We all belong to the grey haired brigade
Thank God you’re all back - so glad I stayed

To see if this thread would continue

I'll try to do better
Don't worry, gransnetter.

We all belong to the grey haired brigade

I love the puzzles and quizzes threads too
But joined in late and my line wouldn't do
I'll try to do better

With a man who's called Heathcliffe
Oh no I'm starting to sniff

He's making me cry

Awaiting Joelsnan, Gemini, Woodhouse and t’others....
Can I please join in with this band of 'brothers'?

I love the puzzles and quizzes threads too

With a man who’s called Heathcliffe
I may be invited to share the odd spliff

Awaiting Joelsnan, Gemini, Woodhouse and t’others....