Versatile Verse 2

They say it's very good for the heart
With a nice slice of lemon tart

Never mind the poor liver

They really know how to serve a G&T in Spain
But me. I like red wine in the main.

They say it’s very good for the heart

I’ll have a double with ice and a slice
A selection of tapas on the side would be nice

They really know how to serve a G&T in Spain

Instead I will make do with a G&T
I am quite easily pleased, me.

I’ll have a double with ice and a slice

What I'd give for a spa
To feel bubbles and warmth without the constraints of my bra

Instead I will make do with a G&T

I can enjoy a bathing machine frolic
Whilst sipping Chamomile for my colic

What I'd give for a spa

It’s lovely down in Dorset
Without my tightly laced corset

I can enjoy a bathing machine frolic

Oh I just saw a kittiwake soar
Right up above Durdle Door,

It's lovely down in Dorset

I’m better at sea,
Just the sea gulls and me.

Oh I just saw a kittiwake soar

But back down on the earth I'm really quite clumsy
Although I can put it down to being mumsy

I'm better at sea

Soaring and gliding on the breeze
Looping the loop and landing with ease.

But back down on earth I’m really quite clumsy

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And hope to overcome my fear of heights
As I glide over the Isle of Wight.

And then to London to perch on The Shard

And hope to overcome my fear of heights
Pretend I'm up there with those kites

Soaring and gliding on the breeze

I’ll try some aerial acrobatics
Along with some medicinal prophylactics

And hope to overcome my fear of heights

And in all his days as a Captain at sea
He’s never seen any bird as graceful as me

I’ll try some aerial acrobatics

Here comes the Captain to offer some cheer
He says he’ll retire at the end of the year

And in all his days as a Captain at sea

I hope that everyone is taken to safety
And warmed up with blankets and hot cups of tea

Here comes the Captain to offer some cheer

There in the distance a cruise ship in trouble
They are lowering the boats and it looks like a struggle

I hope that everyone is taken to safety

Then fly over the sea and play with the gulls
And discover the pirates long-dead skulls

There in the distance a cruise ship in trouble

How nice it would be if I were a bird
I could fly over Trump and drop a little turd.

Then fly over the sea and play with the gulls

While here in the sky
It feels normal to fly

How nice it would be if I were a bird

Everyone looks tiny down on the ground
All so busily milling around

While here in the sky

Almost as if they don’t believe
Up in the clouds in and out we weave

Everyone looks tiny down on the ground

They are craning their necks
And putting on sun specs

Almost as if they don’t believe