The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Quiche on the menu again, made with Quorn!?

Pork pies on the menu too ( missed out the P)?

Please, Please, prepare to explain what happened to the Ps. some bar tender you are lemon

Rushing to call emergency services. lemon swooned too much and has fallen from the dock into the sea. chewy throw her a life belt while I take care of the coast guards......and the firemen......and the ambulance service men .....and the paramedics....and the dishy doctor. ?

Stop trying to get out lemon (shove her back in chewy). These lovely young men are here to rescue you.
Oooh I’ve come over faint with the shock of it all. I think I’ll just be resuscitated by someone ?

Am I too late for ribald rissoles? If so, apologies.

Too late Soop ! ?

Undressed? In an ambulance? What’s going on, did I hit my head? Ah, it’s coming back to me now, some rotter pushed me
Off the high bar stool ( I remember Doodle singing dock of the bay loudly before it happened!)?

Very well remembered lemon, although you seem to have forgotten the bit where you were doing the can-can, a la Folie Bergere, on the table top, whilst wearing those stupid shoes! The paramedic thinks you'll be fine once you've eaten soops rissoles though. good luck with that

Well that’s some thank you ?. I bring all the services together to save lemon and she accuses me of pushing her off the bar stool when all the time it was her own fault for dancing on the bar.

X rated can can lemon really. You’re supposed to wear frilly knickers when you do that not go commando.
No wonder soop was shocked ?

You've been a proper little trooper Doodle, mustering all those fit, handsome, muscle, young, athletic, uniformed men for lemon. But it's time to let them go now Doodle. Doodle LET GO OF THEM!

Zip it chewy ? stop pulling me off. I’ve finally caught one and I’m not letting him go. He’s mine I tell you. I wish he'd stop wriggling ...........oh...? he’s got away... just leaving me clutching his empty trousers.... Back to the bar I suppose.
Buy me a pint to cheer me up chewy. lemon what’s on the juke box. I may as well have one of *soop’s rissoles. That’s all the excitement I’m getting tonight ☹️

Arrgh! Doodle My infamous rissoles are slightly out of date. I shall return to the kitchen.

Being out of date is usual for Soop’s offerings ( burnt offerings.)?
Black Magic ( that ole Black Magic) on the juke box.

Carillion ! We now have the crate of Carlsberg you ordered, come and collect it.?

Did I leave a fireman behind the bar lemon? Apparently, according to the fire chief, one of his men is missing. I felt sure - -they all managed to escape- -

Even the one chewy had got in a rugby tackle. Have you seen him?

Fanciful Frank is in the snug.

Get outta town! Fanciful Frank? Isn’t he still banged up doing a 20 stretch?

Have looked everywhere.....no fireman here Doodle ...do you think Chewy took him off somewhere ( a firemans lift
As she is a big lass?)

I have him. Am I going to give him back? Nope!

Just a minute, Chewie...there's enough of him to share.

Kunzle cakes being served with the coffee right now, who wants some?

Louis Armstrong on the jukebox...Izz a wunnnerfuuuulll wurrrrllld.