The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Transylvanian lemon. Lovely teeth ???.
chewy where are you? Come and help me rescue lemon she’s gone and found a vampire ?‍♀️ to dance with.

chewy, chewy are you ok....... there are spots of blood on the floor near where you were dancing....

U needn’t worry Doodle what happened was Chewy cut her finger with the cake knife ( greedily carving a large slice!)
She has gone off to look for a plaster.Petyr only has (red) eyes for me.?

Very well spotted lemon. Of course, if the cake you'd baked hadn't been as hard as a brick I wouldn't have needed to use a hacksaw to cut a slice. So now I have no thumb and only 2 fingers (which conveniently are the 2 fingers I tend to use the most these days).

Well I’m glad it wasn’t the vampire. So two fingers chewy. I guess it must be these two ?that you use most. #innocentface

Xtra fingers needed???How will you high five us now?

Yes, here I am again with Y ?
lemon we are not without resources. Perhaps we could make some extra fingers for chewy with fish fingers. Would that help chewy ?

You'd be right about the 2 fingers I have left Doodle. I've used them, both literally and metaphorically, several times today.

Oh chewy you did the Y with me, that’s so kind ?
Zipping along to the next letter, I wonder where woodmouse has gone. She was waiting for Purple rain on the jukebox. Perhaps we should put it on and then her Prince would come ?

Acker Bilk on the jukebox???

Bacardi Breezers all round????????

Crocodile shoes ( stilettos)

Do you think it’s wise wearing those shoes ? at your age lemon? You could do yourself an injury if you fell from that height.

Emergency! Emergency! lemon fell off her new shoes!

Everyone I’ve had my hair done. It’s the new poodle ? cut.
What do you think? ?

Flipping eck chewy ... Whatever was she thinking ?.

Goodness knows Doodle, but I've been a bit worried about lemon lately. She's seems to be regressing to her days of yoof with little regard for her spindly legs being unable to strut her stuff like she used to. Shame innit?

Here you are lemon just the thing for a woman of your age.
That should do the trick chewy

I think those are just the job for lemon! Sensible, plain and sturdy. She certainly has a lot to thank you for Doodle.

Just having a look for some nice sensible clothes for lemon........ back in a tick.......

Klever Me! Found just the very thing for lemon. This will go admirably with those sturdy shoes. Won't you look grand lemon!

Lovely chewy. Very handsome outfit as befitting a lady of lemon’s age and er...stature.

Much ado about nothing! I only fell down one step and am fine.
Much rather be dead than in those clothes and shoes, peeps, but many thanks for the kind thoughts.
Matt Monroe on the jukebox! ??

Natty hats to be worn by all men in the bar.?

Otis Redding singing Sitting on the Dock of the Bay. swoons