The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Universally acceptable woodmouse ?. I would love to join you for a drink. I’ll have a schooner of sherry please. Now all I need to do is hoist myself up on this bar stool so I can reach it ?

Very elegant look Doodle( draped across the bar stool like a fur stole ) one schooner of sherry coming up, and knowing you it will soon be going down ( fastest drinker in the bar!)

Wayne Fontana and The Mind Benders on the jukebox ?

X rated thoughts! I love Wayne Fontana and the Mind Benders. Oooh I’ve come over all unnecessary ?

I’m off to bed now before the dreaded Y appears. Where’s chewy when you need her?

Xray of my arm. Broke it when Doodle knocked me of my stool when trying to get onto hers.

Yawn from Doodle. Drunk or tired?

ZZZZ ??? - Tired

Anybody about? I've been over to that new bar across the road, The Alderney Admiral. Very nice too. They have a karaoke on Friday nights. Can we have that too? I can sing The Power of Love for you?

Brawling in the bar. Really woodmouse as if I’m that desperate for a drink (I told you to get out of my way ?)
Here, I’ll get you a pint as a way of saying sorry. Perhaps we can join chewy later for a singalong.

Could we have a karaoke machine lemon pleeease. It would liven things up a bit. (I realise it should be May we but I’m on C so there ?)

Dracula says ‘I’m undead, I’m not unreasonable’ ?well, I’m not unreasonable either, so yes, I shall ring up and arrange for the karaoke machine to be delivered ( had been thinking of it anyway.)

Egg salad is dish of the day ? ????

Freddie And The Dreamers on the jukebox.......who wears short shorts?

Great! Sing along tonight. Doodle is up first with Frank Ifield's "The Yodelling Song". Can't wait!

How was is chewy. I did my my best. Sorry lemon did a lot of the glasses break

I’m really looking forward to seeing chewy doing Great Balls of Fire. I gather it’s going to be really hot stuff ☄️☄️

Just asking lemon, where did you get the eggs for the egg salad? Mine wasn’t cooked and jumped off the plate and ran away ?? ?

Kiss Me Honey Honey Kiss Me .........that’s my choice for karaoke, and watch me wiggle as I sing, in my gold glittery sheath dress.

Lovely Doodle your rendition brought a tear to my eye (and the headache lingers on.)
You’re a game old bird for even trying.

Mercy lemon what are you doing. That’s not a sheath dress, it’s a lurex condom. ?

Not likely Doodle ....they don’t make ‘em in my size.
Nope, I bought this dress from ‘Mature FiguresRUs’ from
Madam Pompom down by the gasworks.

Otis Reading on the jukebox ?

Prince - Purple Rain - Please

Queue here if you ladies would like a gentleman dance partner.
On offer for tonight I have the Admiral - there’s life in the old sea dog yet (but not a lot ?‍?)
The Captain - bit nifty on his feet as long as he hasn’t had too much ?!
George - Nespresso man supreme- no fighting ladies.

Ruby Murray on the juke box

Sorry Doodle I am already dancing with Petyr, our Trans
Barman (Trans means Transylvanian btw.....he has lovely teeth.)He settled in Poland, but had to leave there in a hurry he said.