Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

Gourmet supper for us all with gallons of champagne!
Oh I do like a plate of gourmet now and then.??

Hope my dress will stay up until midnight (then I’m off to the west wing with Lord L) we’re not as young as we were but there’s many a good tune played on an old fiddle

Galloping Major? I luuuurv a man in uniform!! Anyway, I think I saw Santa dancing with a gay Hussar (Sorry, Marydoll)

I think you mean gay hussy scribbles (it was lemon but don’t tell marydoll).

Just think you ought to know lemon that Lord Lemon is in the cellar with one of the housemaids .......I think one of his strings has snapped ?

Just wear a mask as at a masked ball and you might snap up a toy boy.

Kerfuffle! I have just dragged Lord L up the cellar steps, the poor old chap was being attacked by Katie the under housemaid ( always under somebody!)

Loose women......running around everywhere ?

Muddy bootmarks! On my polished floors ( was that you Doodle after your shift at the sewer works? )You could have changed you know....disgraceful.)

Never mind, Lemon. You can make the little temptress Katie clean it all up with a toothbrush and a damp hanky as punishment for her escapade with his Lordship.

Obviously someone's going to have to clear up the mess after the shindig has ended. But who? I nominate Marydoll and Doodle. They're such good scrubbers.

Pooh not me chewy I’m on a hot date. Marydoll can do it whilst she’s looking for Santa.

Questioning your memory lemon , wasn’t it chewy who worked down the sewers. Well even if she didn’t she always pongs like she did ? (scrubbers indeed ?)

(Haha, yes, my mistake Doodle so sorry for blaming you!)

Rain......who brought that?

Scrubbers needed right now

Tarts as well, either mince or jam are acceptable.

Under the mistletoe xxx you’ll never guess who I’ve found marydoll ??

Voluptuous velvet gown worn by our own Marydoll. I must admit the surgical stockings do nothing for the outfit. ?

Wellies for jumping through the puddles on the way home

X rated - that's my description of these posts - SHOCKING!! come on ladies show some decorum - instead of your knickers

Yes DanniRae you're absolutely right! I'm shocked at some of the shenanigans that have gone on here. <swoons in a ladylike manner>

Zig-zag - the way some of us are lurching walking after all those alcoholic beverages

Apricot brandy...hic

Aaah at last I have got the beginning of the alphabet. Thank you for taking on the onerous responsibility of Y chewy. I’m not sure I could have coped with another one.

By the way marydoll Santa wanted me to tell you he has come (!) with supplies this time.

Christmas condoms!!! Mince pie flavour ?. Best of luck

Drat you lemongrove I was doing A ?

Excuse me lemongrove but I think you will find that I did Apricot Brandy last time I did A. Keep up. You’ve obviously had too much anyway. ?

Flippin eck Doodle you don't half make me laugh with your posts!