Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

Emergency ? services on standby. SirC what are you doing down there?

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE!

I do like firemen and they add a certain jeux ne se qua to proceedings

Gah - I’m stuck!! Someone help me up please (and bring something to cover me up please - I appear to have split my knickers )

How many of those firemen do you really need to lift you up SirChen? ?. We’ve got 5 fire engines outside now, surely that’s enough (even lemon can’t cope with that many. Mind you if Marydoll can’t find Santa, she might take on a few)

In case your interested, you appear to have forgotten to put any on ?

Just checked - I only flipping have!!

Knickers? Who wears those when you're wearing a skin tight leopard print and sequined mini dress? And very fetching you look too SirC.

Leopard print and sequinned mini dress! Put your glasses on chewy that’s one of lemon’s ferrets dressed up and wearing a sparkling collar.......or at least I think it is...it’s furry anyway ?

My My Doodle, you're right! It is a ferret! Now what's it doing there?

Not so much what’s it doing there as to how it got there in the first place! ?

Ouch!! That ruddy ferret bites

Perhaps best not to put it there then Scribbles?

Questionable posts.
This is not the Argy, you are lowering the tone.

Restoring dignity; poshness and laydee like manners from here on in........

Like this Marydoll?

Sorry, Marydoll. Just setting off to my weekly Manners & Elocution for Gentlefolk class right now...

Toodle pip Scribbles - don’t swallow those marbles!

Ukulele......I need a new one, think I left the old one in the head gardeners shed.☺️Mellors, his name is.

Verily I say unto you this is getting more and more like the Argy every day . Look at you with your hoity toity manner Marydoll. We know you’re just grumpy coz you haven’t found Santa yet. ?

Well I never!!!!...
With a name like Marydoll, how can I ever be called hoity, toity?
While we are at it, where is Santa.

X ing someone else ( Lemongrove ) under the mistletoe?

Y you may ask (I might as well do Y while I’m here as I get it anyway)

Zumba dancing attracted him to her (or was it the fact that her dress fell down ?)

All together....

your left arm out
in, out, in, out
you shake it all about
You do the hokey cokey
and you turn around
that's what it's all about
Woah, the hokey cokey
woah, the hokey cokey
woah, the hokey cokey
knees bent
arms stretched
ra-ra-ra

I love a bit of class, I do.

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Bring it on chewy.

Can we do the Conga now? No lemon not the can can. Put your skirt down. Sigh ?

Decorum is non existent at this ball

Etiquette lessons required

For goodness sake you lot let’s all try The Galloping Major and have some genteel behaviour. ?